119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[Cody Webster]

Been waiting to post this all day....

Start of the new hockey season last night. After winning completing defending the back-to-back-to-back lower division championship, our team was forced to move up.....We got rocked, 9-1....Also, site won't let me tag Cody as of right now.

I checked the score this afternoon while sitting in the airport for almost 5 hours...pretty much what I expected. How many players did we have?

Has anyone sent me a PM in the last couple days? The Phoenix is still rising from the ashes...the site is not letting me read it

I think it was a glitch. I just logged in and it said I had 2, but there was nothing there

 

[trostol]

i really enjoy the huge ass info box that takes up half the screen

 

[BernieParent]

Am I back? Was that all a dream? What happened? Did we really just lose a year of posts?

 

[trostol]

hey!!!! original Iron Chef is on Prime!!!!!

 

[VladDrag]

I checked the score this afternoon while sitting in the airport for almost 5 hours...pretty much what I expected. How many players did we have?

Ended up having 8 skaters. We had two extra players.

 

[BiggE]

Is there any way we can get the servers to crash again and wipe out the last dozen years of Flyers hockey?

 

[ybnvs]

I'm sick for the THIRD f***ing time this calendar year.

This flu season has been a bitch and I don't even have kids to expose me to their nasty little uncovered coughs and germy little snot-covered hands.

It feels a little residual from my last sickness - after President's Day weekend. I never fully kicked that cough for several weeks, and it ramped back up with a vengeance on Thursday. Now I'm feverish, but low-grade at least. f*** this. I just want to feel normal again.

 

[swami24]

Lol the thing actually got up again

(yeah not the Flyers org)

Anyone else notice thay the site crash coincided with a Flyers win. Couldn't handle it.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Ended up having 8 skaters. We had two extra players.

Need a goon?

 

[Striiker]

Oh shit we back?

Monthly website crash complete.

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

Oh shit we back?

Monthly website crash complete.

Gotta incorporate more ads somehow

 

[Lord Defect]

I’ll subscribe when the website doesn’t die for a year and a half. Did we lose any of the quackverse?

 

[ajgoal]

I’ll subscribe when the website doesn’t die for a year and a half. Did we lose any of the quackverse?

Unfortunately not the part you're in, at least.

 

[Magua]

Is there any way we can get the servers to crash again and wipe out the last dozen years of Flyers hockey?

How about the next dozen years?

 

[Lord Defect]

Unfortunately not the part you're in, at least.

Godzilla Kid rock is going to say hello to you in your sleep tonight.

 

[Striiker]

I swear if this website doesn’t give me my dark mode back before the end of the week I’ll do absolutely nothing but probably complain a little bit

Don’t f***ing test me

 

[trostol]

woo!!! AFL is back

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Dislocated my right pinky at beer league tonight.

Matches the dislocation of the left pinky from high school volleyball a lifetime ago...

 

[kudymen]

Not a Hamilton fan for a few years now but him crashing into Ferrari strategists today was painful to watch

 

[Striiker]

Dislocated my right pinky at beer league tonight.

Matches the dislocation of the left pinky from high school volleyball a lifetime ago...

Put it in rice

 

[Danko]

Heading to Spring Training tomorrow, 6:00am Flight from Wilmington, DE airport for the first time. Just me and the wife, we will have maybe an hour or two at the hotel before we head to the Phillies Game at 1pm then hopefully find somewhere to celebrate St. Patricks Day the right way.

Only our second vacation in the past 8 years