OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

Agh I run into the problem with a build that I always seem to encounter these days; it isn't cheaper anymore. Or I'm ass at this, one of the two

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm batting .333

If you keep smoking long enough you'll eventually knock another one of those off the list. The first step is accepting the possibility.

 

[Magua]

I'm batting .333

I’m playoff Austin Hays.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Agh I run into the problem with a build that I always seem to encounter these days; it isn't cheaper anymore. Or I'm ass at this, one of the two

You’re not using the cheapest possible horseshit parts to maximize margins. That’s the difference.

 

[Striiker]

Need a UFO+Weed+FIFA thread. Not the first time those three hobbies have been combined.

Hell no

 

[Magua]

Hell no

I just wanna block it.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m playoff Austin Hays.

It was a laugh emote, but I ain't laughin

 

[Striiker]

I just wanna block it.

I refuse to accept FIFA being grouped in with the other stuff when it’s been exclusively in the video game thread

I’ll fight you in a TGIFridays parking lot over it

 

[Beef Invictus]

You’re not using the cheapest possible horseshit parts to maximize margins. That’s the difference.

You're beginning to make this sound EFFORTY.


Speaking of forty, damn I wish I'd realized how cheap ice skating is here compared to where I grew up or I'd have started this shit forever ago instead of on the cusp of 40. I blame you people.

 

[trostol]

suggestions for a new humidifier for my bedroom?

 

[Cody Webster]

Back to back champions!

@VladDrag might have been player of the game.

 

[Beef Invictus]

suggestions for a new humidifier for my bedroom?

Perhaps a bucket of vinegar set on a high boil?

 

[VladDrag]

Back to back champions!

@VladDrag might have been player of the game.

After two games of defense, I got to move back up to wing. 3g,1a. Could have been 1-2 more, hit a post and had a golden opportunity off an offensive zone faceoff.

Probably the last game we win for a while. We now have to move up to the upper division.

 

[ellja3]

FLOORBALL PLAYOFF TIME! Latvian - Estonian league Final4 this weekend; then following weekend we start the best-of-5 semifinal series in Latvian championship w 2 away games. I'd appreciate some good juju vibes from across the ocean [: @kudymen Czechia is accepted also haha

 

[Striiker]

Back to back champions!

@VladDrag might have been player of the game.

After two games of defense, I got to move back up to wing. 3g,1a. Could have been 1-2 more, hit a post and had a golden opportunity off an offensive zone faceoff.

Probably the last game we win for a while. We now have to move up to the upper division.

Congrats guys, thats awesome

 

[Beef Invictus]

Moving up also sounds efforty

 

[Cody Webster]

Moving up also sounds efforty

We're a C+ team. We run through the C division but got absolutely shit stomped in the B division. I think we went like 11-0-1 this season and in our one prior season in the B league, we might have won a game or two.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can someone please stop this shit.

 

[DancingPanther]

Can someone please stop this shit.

Lina Khan was well on her way, then people with certain ideology decided against it