OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[DancingPanther]

I've been high for a week

 

[ajgoal]

Bunch of degenerates in this thread. smh.

 

[DancingPanther]

Bunch of degenerates in this thread. smh.

I don't see any sports betting happening

 

[dragonoffrost]

Take the over on number of HF members who partake in recreational?

 

[Cody Webster]

To change things up, @VladDrag and myself have our big championship game tonight.

On week 2 of battling this cold, but finally starting to feel better. Won't let it affect my play tonight though

 

[dragonoffrost]

To change things up, @VladDrag and myself have our big championship game tonight.

On week 2 of battling this cold, but finally starting to feel better. Won't let it affect my play tonight though

If it's anything like the upper respiratory thing that was trying to ruin my life for the last week. I feel ya. Every 30 minutes I felt like my lungs wanted to explode out of my body through my mouth.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

If it's anything like the upper respiratory thing that was trying to ruin my life for the last week. I feel ya. Every 30 minutes I felt like my lungs wanted to explode out of my body through my mouth.

That's hit my brother, my wife, and my coworker all very badly.

HCette is around day six of a steroid and only starting to feel better now. This after having it for the two weeks prior.

My brother has had his since before the Super Bowl and got diagnosed with walking pneumonia about a week or so ago.

 

[Cody Webster]

If it's anything like the upper respiratory thing that was trying to ruin my life for the last week. I feel ya. Every 30 minutes I felt like my lungs wanted to explode out of my body through my mouth.

Luckily it has just been a head cold that just won't go away. I had the flu two and half weeks ago and then a day or so after getting over that, this cold hit and just can't shake it.

 

[dragonoffrost]

That's hit my brother, my wife, and my coworker all very badly.

HCette is around day six of a steroid and only starting to feel better now. This after having it for the two weeks prior.

My brother has had his since before the Super Bowl and got diagnosed with walking pneumonia about a week or so ago.

Yeeeesh. I hope they get over it soon. I know I want it GONE.

Luckily it has just been a head cold that just won't go away. I had the flu two and half weeks ago and then a day or so after getting over that, this cold hit and just can't shake it.

Mine started a day or two of a head cold... Then it settled into sinuses and lungs.

 

[DancingPanther]

Brothers and sisters in arms, we are strong. That f***ing illness (I will NOT call it a cold) hung on to me for 16 days. Of those 16 days, 12 of them I was sick. For 4 of those days, I was down and out sick. I missed 3 nights of work and 3 hockey games.

Experienced everything but GI symptoms. I had an off an on sore throat, off and on nasal drip, off and on chest congestion, off and on head congestion, off and on fevers of varying degrees...

f*** all that

 

[VladDrag]

To change things up, @VladDrag and myself have our big championship game tonight.

On week 2 of battling this cold, but finally starting to feel better. Won't let it affect my play tonight though

I think I will get to play forward today!

 

[Beef Invictus]

I've gotta buy a new PC before these tariffs wreck prices. I spent too much time messing around so I think I'm gonna have to buy a pre-built like a dirty normy. I don't have time to figure out what individual pieces I want.

 

[Cody Webster]

I think I will get to play forward today!

Yeah, looks like we might have 12 skaters tonight, currently at 11, but one person, who usually plays, hasn't replied. If that's the case, might have to go 8 and 4?

Are you going to be there on time?

 

[trostol]

is DST really early this year? or am i just forgetting how early it is any more

 

[dragonoffrost]

is DST really early this year? or am i just forgetting how early it is any more

There's a formula to figure out the date of it but I can't recall it.

 

[VladDrag]

Yeah, looks like we might have 12 skaters tonight, currently at 11, but one person, who usually plays, hasn't replied. If that's the case, might have to go 8 and 4?

Are you going to be there on time?

Maybe. Depends on when my wife gets back from her pottery class. I plan on getting there about 5-10 min prior to puck drop

 

[ponder719]

There's a formula to figure out the date of it but I can't recall it.

Second Sunday in March to the first Sunday in November. This year is the second-earliest it can be (March 9); next year it's March 8, which is as early as it gets.

 

[Superman33]

To change things up, @VladDrag and myself have our big championship game tonight.

On week 2 of battling this cold, but finally starting to feel better. Won't let it affect my play tonight though

An edible would really help with this situation.

Just kidding. I like to call one of the "effects" the "Time Dilation Effect", which is especially useful when I'm doing something fun like just sitting on the beach. I could sit there for 10 minutes zoning out and it will feel like hours. That works really well when you're fine, but it sucks when you're sick.

 

[ybnvs]

To change things up, @VladDrag and myself have our big championship game tonight.

On week 2 of battling this cold, but finally starting to feel better. Won't let it affect my play tonight though

Sounds like a great f***ing time. GL HF guys. Somebody set the f***ing tone early.

 

[Magua]

Bunch of degenerates in this thread. smh.

I’m the least degenerate person on this board imho. My body is a temple. My heart is one too.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I've gotta buy a new PC before these tariffs wreck prices. I spent too much time messing around so I think I'm gonna have to buy a pre-built like a dirty normy. I don't have time to figure out what individual pieces I want.

I wouldn’t buy a 5000 series GPU at this point anyway unless I needed very specific things for work applications. You’ll be fine.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just ripped a dab of wax lol

I want all of you to know just how glorious this was

 

[Young Sandwich]

I want all of you to know just how glorious this was

Was it your first dab? Electronic dab rig or a true meth-style glass bastard with a blowtorch? Those concentrates can be serious.

 

[DancingPanther]

Was it your first dab? Electronic dab rig or a true meth-style glass bastard with a blowtorch? Those concentrates can be serious.

Blowtorch and water bro. The rig was beautiful. Sent me to the moon in a good way. Just handling the rig was so sick. They have an infrared heat reader for it. Once it hits 600 you're all clear

 

[Young Sandwich]

Blowtorch and water bro. The rig was beautiful. Sent me to the moon in a good way. Just handling the rig was so sick. They have an infrared heat reader for it. Once it hits 600 you're all clear

Dude, you're doing it. When in Rome (Denver)...

My buddy is all about the concentrates. He has OG glass and several electronic rigs from Puffco that are pretty incredible. Live rosin is the way to go supposedly since there are no chemicals involved in the extraction process. The flavor you get from the concentrates is unparalleled.