OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Chicken N Raffls]

RIP old couch

 

[swami24]

Ok.... Lil Swami got a letter from Jefferson health today. She had visited a doc once.

Would you like to make a donation to our doctors for National Doctor's day.

The arrogance!! You know, maybe if it was for Residents only, but donate money to docs??

 

[Big Z Man 1990]

Several companies make Philly cheesesteak flavored potato chips, but I've yet to see it as a tortilla chip flavor. Perhaps this should be a Doritos flavor?

 

[Cody Webster]

Took a gummy and am now sitting down on the couch to watch "The Americas"

 

[trostol]

Took a gummy and am now sitting down on the couch to watch "The Americas"

what's your go to gummy? i got some the other day and a half of it kicked my ass

 

[DancingPanther]

Took a gummy and am now sitting down on the couch to watch "The Americas"

Just ripped a dab of wax lol

 

[Cody Webster]

what's your go to gummy? i got some the other day and a half of it kicked my ass

I've had my brother get me my last two packs and they've been the organic remedies "Strawberry Banner Live Troches." 15, 10mg, gummies for $18. One of them is perfect for me. If you want to get carried away, they sell them in 50mg and 100mg varieties. I couldn't imagine 50mg, let alone 100...

 

[Kermit the Prog]

If you're in Delaware, an increasing number of bars/restaurants and larger liquor stores sell cannabis water (THC) in 5g, 10g, and 20g cans. There are also large individual bottles of the same dosages which can be distributed as shots or in a mixed drink. Nowadays is a popular one, but I much prefer Delta. 5mg is your basic gummy, but without the guessing game (different edibles hit differently, regardless of what they say their dosage is), cannabis water is a far better choice for me. They work exactly like they're supposed to: nice, mellow high, munchies, and since there is no alcohol, not presently regulated by the ABC.

 

[Young Sandwich]

cannabis water (THC) in 5g, 10g, and 20g cans.

Grams?!

 

[DancingPanther]

not presently regulated by the ABC.

You say this as if it's a good thing?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Grams?!

Grams

You say this as if it's a good thing?

I should clarify...

It is regulated by the Delaware Marijuana Commissioner (or whatever his official title is). If I grab a 20mg can at the bar, I can take the rest home with me in a takeaway cup. Don't think you can do the same with alcohol. I don't drink alcohol, so I could be off on this.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Grams

I should clarify...

It is regulated by the Delaware Marijuana Commissioner (or whatever his official title is). If I grab a 20mg can at the bar, I can take the rest home with me in a takeaway cup. Don't think you can do the same with alcohol. I don't drink alcohol, so I could be off on this.

That little m in front of the g is a very important distinction in this application. You don't take 5g+ of THC unless you're looking to lick the Devil's taint. If so, then Godspeed.

(I'm sure you know this btw)

 

[Kermit the Prog]

That little m in front of the g is a very important distinction in this application. You don't take 5g+ of THC unless you're looking to lick the Devil's taint. If so, then Godspeed.

(I'm sure you know this btw)

Yeah, I guess I've had a few too many of these. Mea culpa.

Last week, a guy at the bar next to me housed three 20mg cans in, like, 45 minutes and then walked out.

 

[Superman33]

I got a new job today so I got to resign from my current position. I did so with the expected letter of resignation, but I also included a "Sorry" cake. This is my 4th time quitting jobs at the same school district, but the first two times I quit the job I had to "move down", but the 3rd time I left entirely for two years. Then I came back two years ago and am leaving entirely, again.

I figured the least I could do was get cake and write "Sorry" on it.

Super fun.