OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Rebels57]

SNL 50 has been f***ing hilarious. Some instant classic skits.

 

[Lord Defect]

This list is trash to me

The 100 Greatest TV Performances of the 21st Century

Variety breaks down the best TV performances of the 21st century, from Jeremy Allen White to Emma Stone and Sydney Sweeney.

variety.com

Sweet Dee isn't even the best Character on It's Always Sunny.

Lists are made controversial these days on purpose to generate clicks and get people talking about it.
I’m not seeing a lost thought WTH.

 

[kudymen]

-10? Granted you guys have a more humid winter so it feels colder, but I saw someone biking in -30 today, closer to -40 with the wind. Oh, and it’s supposed to be -50 with the wind this morning. Fun times.

Yeah it wasn't about the sheer absolute temperatue but the idea that there was icy road and I didn't give a F
Can't walk today

 

[swami24]

SNL 50 has been f***ing hilarious. Some instant classic skits.

I watched the first 90 mins, and found it to be weak. They had to cram in as many cameos as possible. I didn't like the Lawrence Welk skit when it ran the first time. Black Jeopardy was funny.

 

[Cody Webster]

@Superman33 doesn't look like you'll have to worry about any snow on Thursday now...

 

[Danko]

Looks like GlassBangers hockey is going out of business, decent deals on t-shirts

 

[Danko]

I remember them "filming" this when i was a kid, it never was released but it was crazy having a bruce willis hockey movie filming in Wilmington. I remember they had been filming it in a park in the city about 3 blocks from school and we took a field trip to go check it out

Once upon a time, a huge Hollywood star filmed a movie in Delaware. It didn't end well

In February 1997, Bruce Willis started filming \

www.delawareonline.com

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I am sick and I had to clean cars off of snow and ice so I can move them for plowing. Not happy. f*** winter.,

 

[Cody Webster]

Lost 8 pounds in the last 36 hours...needless to say, I will not be at our regular season finale tonight @VladDrag

 

[DancingPanther]

Lost 8 pounds in the last 36 hours...needless to say, I will not be at our regular season finale tonight @VladDrag

Bro

I've been sick for 10 days. It's driving me crazy.

 

[Cody Webster]

Bro

I've been sick for 10 days. It's driving me crazy.

I had a cold for like two weeks that I couldn't kick and then Saturday night it took a turn for the worst.

Hopefully you can kick it soon

 

[VladDrag]

Lost 8 pounds in the last 36 hours...needless to say, I will not be at our regular season finale tonight @VladDrag

Sorry bud - hope you feel better...

I think I'm moving back to D again tonight.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This list is trash to me

The 100 Greatest TV Performances of the 21st Century

Variety breaks down the best TV performances of the 21st century, from Jeremy Allen White to Emma Stone and Sydney Sweeney.

variety.com

Sweet Dee isn't even the best Character on It's Always Sunny.

It's an ensemble show. You're going to get a wide variety of favorites. That's the whole point.

Every time these lists come out on any subject, people know they're going to get mad about them and click anyway.

Stop reading and sharing and they'll go away.

 

[DancingPanther]

I had a cold for like two weeks that I couldn't kick and then Saturday night it took a turn for the worst.

Hopefully you can kick it soon

Wait are you throwing up? Is that in my future? Great

 

[Lord Defect]

Lost 8 pounds in the last 36 hours...needless to say, I will not be at our regular season finale tonight @VladDrag

I lost 16lbs in a week. I look great! It wasn’t fun though.

 

[Rebels57]

I watched the first 90 mins, and found it to be weak. They had to cram in as many cameos as possible. I didn't like the Lawrence Welk skit when it ran the first time. Black Jeopardy was funny.

Did you get to the Alien Abductee or Scared Straight skits?

 

[Flybynite]

Lost 8 pounds in the last 36 hours...needless to say, I will not be at our regular season finale tonight @VladDrag

child birth is a very wondrous thing.

 

[Superman33]

@Superman33 doesn't look like you'll have to worry about any snow on Thursday now...

Thanks for the update. This is why I tell people not to believe forecasts more than three days out. I've watched the snow totals halve each day since Saturday until we were down to nothing today.

Now if you could do something about this wind, that would be great.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Thanks for the update. This is why I tell people not to believe forecasts more than three days out. I've watched the snow totals halve each day since Saturday until we were down to nothing today.

Now if you could do something about this wind, that would be great.

A friend said these winds blew her dog over yesterday. The poor guy got up barking furiously at the wind.

 

[Flybynite]

A delta plane with 80 passengers flying from Minnesota to Toronto flipped over on landing and is upside down.

One person was taken in critical condition to the hospital, 7 other wounded, but no reported fatalities.

 

[swami24]

Did you get to the Alien Abductee or Scared Straight skits?

Turned off after Alien Abduction. I hope to find the rest streaming.

 

[Flybynite]

I watched the first 90 mins, and found it to be weak. They had to cram in as many cameos as possible. I didn't like the Lawrence Welk skit when it ran the first time. Black Jeopardy was funny.

Celebrities make awful studio audiences. The actual applause/laughs was pretty weak. I figured Tom Hanks would get a massive pop when he showed up as Doug for Black Jeopardy and it was almost nothing. I don't think many of them even knew the original appearance.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Thankfully I don’t have the stomach bug. Head and chest cold. Started on Friday and I still feel like shit.

 

[Jack Straw]

I had this great idea to go cycling for a bit around Prague today when its about -10°C. Falling on the same side where I had my elbow bone (ulna) broken last year was a great reminder of how stupid ideas I tend to have.
My right knee though.. ouch

This is why God invented Zwift.

 

[Cody Webster]

Sorry bud - hope you feel better...

I think I'm moving back to D again tonight.

Well, as long as it's not me playing defense, you should be fine. I was on the ice for all three goals in the third period when I dropped back to replace you. I don't think I was on the ice for three goals the prior three games combined