OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Kermit the Prog]

I don't know why any of you are talking about any flavors of ice cream besides Coffee.

Fixed

 

[VladDrag]

Apple, that explains everything...you should probably get a real phone

Tomorrow is going to be a quick moving storm. Starts around rush hour and is done by the early morning hours. 1 to maybe 2 inches of snow and some light freezing rain.

Confirm this is still the case?

Also what does Tuesdays storm look like?

 

[trostol]

Weis' brand makes a good banana split ice cream and B&J have a good dirt cake ice cream...i miss Frusen Glädjé strawberry though

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This is where it's at right here fellas.

 

[Striiker]

I’d never eat anything made by Italians

 

[Cody Webster]

Confirm this is still the case?

Also what does Tuesdays storm look like?

Confirm that @Hollywood Cannon needs a real phone? Yes, that is still the case.

Storm still looking the same. Maybe more freezing rain/sleet than snow now. There definitely won't be much, if any, snow Saturday.

Next week is looking like we'll see back-to-back storms that could give us a fair amount of snow. Still early and a lot can change, but could be around about 6-12" between the two.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Confirm that @Hollywood Cannon needs a real phone? Yes, that is still the case.

Storm still looking the same. Maybe more freezing rain/sleet than snow now. There definitely won't be much, if any, snow Saturday.

Next week is looking like we'll see back-to-back storms that could give us a fair amount of snow. Still early and a lot can change, but could be around about 6-12" between the two.

I have a real phone, thank you very much. Also, thank you very much for your weather forecast.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’d never eat anything made by Italians

WTF.

 

[swami24]

To change your ice cream tastes, you need to visit Thomas Sweet's in Princeton, NJ. Hand made, then blended with toppings of your choice into a smooth, creamy bowl of perfection. Worth a half hour drive easy.

Cinnamon ice cream blended with Heath Bars somehow ends up tasting like a rich Cap'n Crunch.

 

[Cody Webster]

I have a real phone, thank you very much. Also, thank you very much for your weather forecast.

I don't know if I'd call an Iphone a real phone

 

[Chinatown88]

Nah. Can’t even think of anything butterscotch that I’ve tried.

In no order, I’d say some of my preferred flavors are:
Cookies and Cream
Strawberry
Black Raspberry
Black Cherry
Butter Pecan
Whatever vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls and chocolate chunks is called

Three fruits in the list. Opinion discarded. If I wanted fruit I would have sorbet.

 

[Striiker]

Three fruits in the list. Opinion discarded. If I wanted fruit I would have sorbet.

Mint is basically a fruit because mint is green and some fruits are green so checkmate ggez

 

[Chinatown88]

Mint is basically a fruit because mint is green and some fruits are green so checkmate ggez

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

To change your ice cream tastes, you need to visit Thomas Sweet's in Princeton, NJ. Hand made, then blended with toppings of your choice into a smooth, creamy bowl of perfection. Worth a half hour drive easy.

Cinnamon ice cream blended with Heath Bars somehow ends up tasting like a rich Cap'n Crunch.

Heath bars are great in a DQ blizzard

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

If I wanted fruit I would have sorbet.

 

[freakydallas13]

I don't know why any of you are talking about any flavors of ice cream besides Cinnamon.

I have some coconut cinnamon popsicles in my fridge, they are delicious and no one will convince me otherwise.

Also lemon gelato is the goat frozen desert.

 

[Striiker]

You can tell a lot about a guy by learning what type of ice cream they choose…

… and honestly I’m seeing why you people are/were Flyers fans.

Mint? Cinnamon? Lemon gelato? ffs man

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I have some coconut cinnamon popsicles in my fridge, they are delicious and no one will convince me otherwise.

Also lemon gelato is the goat frozen desert.

Lemon is the most underrated dessert flavor, regardless of the food medium. If you can pair it with dark chocolate, you might want to strap on a Trojan ahead of time.

 

[Lord Defect]

Suck it, heathens.