OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[trostol]

this is the kinda stuff ESPN used to show way back..like i would stay up to watch this lol

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Cody Webster]

Had to skip tonight's game @VladDrag haven't been feeling 100% since getting back from vacation

 

[DancingPanther]

Had to skip tonight's game @VladDrag haven't been feeling 100% since getting back from vacation

Since we're updating our hockey escapades...Fiancee Claus dropped off a new bucket, I grew a beard, and got my eyes fixed since my last game. 2 tucks and an apple in the triumphant return as a new man

 

[Striiker]

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I don’t smoke but I’m pretty sure I could dodge at least a few bullets

Think about it. Every bullet has a 50% chance of hitting once fired, but if I’m doing some swift and crafty movements then that must help my chances at least a little bit. Meaning I have a better chance of dodging than being hit.

And I could raise my chances even further by wearing all white clothing since obviously we all know that the color white reflects light more than any other color. So if there’s any light shining on the bullet there’s a chance the white will deflect it away.

 

[VladDrag]

Had to skip tonight's game @VladDrag haven't been feeling 100% since getting back from vacation

We won 5-2. Top line LW. One assist.

 

[Lord Defect]

I don’t smoke but I’m pretty sure I could dodge at least a few bullets

Think about it. Every bullet has a 50% chance of hitting once fired, but if I’m doing some swift and crafty movements then that must help my chances at least a little bit. Meaning I have a better chance of dodging than being hit.

And I could raise my chances even further by wearing all white clothing since obviously we all know that the color white reflects light more than any other color. So if there’s any light shining on the bullet there’s a chance the white will deflect it away.

I work with someone that honestly believes that you have a fixed 50/50 chance at winning the lottery. “You either win or lose that’s 50/50.”