OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[dragonoffrost]

The thing that doesnt make sense if it is us, is that they are flying over heavily populated areas. Typically when they want to test something they'd do it over an ocean or desert or something like that.

They are all over NJ so not just heavily populated. I've heard plenty of reports in Salem/Cumberland.

 

[Lord Defect]

The thing that doesnt make sense if it is us, is that they are flying over heavily populated areas. Typically when they want to test something they'd do it over an ocean or desert or something like that.

Unless it’s a test on public reaction or psychological testing.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I am definitely awaiting the first report of a NJ resident trying to take one down. 250K fine and 20 year possible jail term be damned.

My bet would be in the pines closer to the shore.

 

[swami24]

Do I get those 12 minutes back if I'm mixing it with JD or rum?

I'd be dead already if Capn and Diet coke took 12 mins off my life, unless I was going to live to 150.

I am definitely awaiting the first report of a NJ resident trying to take one down. 250K fine and 20 year possible jail term be damned.

My bet would be in the pines closer to the shore.

I wonder if you would be charged if you shot paintball at them?

 

[Embiid]

I'd be dead already if Capn and Diet coke took 12 mins off my life, unless I was going to live to 150.


I wonder if you would be charged if you shot paintball at them?

I've been prepping....

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

I'd be dead already if Capn and Diet coke took 12 mins off my life, unless I was going to live to 150.


I wonder if you would be charged if you shot paintball at them?

Your name isn't Carlo, is it? I knew a guy who was a huge Flyers fan that drank nothing but Captain and Coke.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Running with the name Gout Gout....

Has he ever met Ivan Ivan?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Has he ever met Ivan Ivan?

Perhaps Sirhan Sirhan

 

[Lord Defect]

Perhaps Sirhan Sirhan

Duran Duran

 

[Embiid]

Well duh....

Pitchforks are out of the shed...

UnitedHealth Group CEO: America’s health system is poorly designed​

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/13/business/unitedhealthcare-insurance-denials-change/index.html

NYT Turns Off Comments on UnitedHeath CEO Op-Ed After Getting Flooded with Negative Replies​

MSN

Leaked Email to United Health Group Staff Enrages Internet As CEO Praises Brian Thompson As 'One of the Good Guys'

UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty sent company email calling Brian Thompson "one of the good guys," sending the internet into a rage.

www.latintimes.com

 

[SnS]

Been 'a few years'. Had a dream of this place last night. Went poking and prodding, reset my password and here I am...

How you doin'?

That’s a nightmare.

How’d did I miss this?

Glad to see you here Opus.

 

[Rebels57]

Make Iron Lungs Great Again!

 

[swami24]

Your name isn't Carlo, is it? I knew a guy who was a huge Flyers fan that drank nothing but Captain and Coke.

No more than your name is the Grinch