OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

There’s a deadhead post, seems normal to me

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

@deadhead ^

 

[Rebels57]

Saw the trailer for this a few weeks back and started to cry, but haven't been in the mindset yet to sit down and watch it since it came out.

As an educator who worked with technology, this story is all too familiar. We had a student who used an Eye Gaze device to communicate. His various disabilities left him with the inability to control any of his bodily functions, but he could use his eyes. He ended up living until about 22, but mentally he never moved beyond the toddler stage. He was able to learn how to use the Eye Gaze device to communicate basic needs and wants and he would have been a great "greeter" at a place like Walmart.

His parents refused to let him use the Eve Gaze device at home. He would essentially sit/lay there all summer without the ability to communicate. Infuriating.

His parents deserve the death penalty.

 

[Embiid]

 

[BernieParent]

Happy late Thanksgiving to you all.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Which airport is the one with all the occult conspiracy theories?

Conspiracy theories say there is a secret underground military base under the airport involving alien technology. They point to the enormous cost to build it

 

[Chinatown88]

@Beef Invictus is this your life in meme form?

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus is this your life in meme form?

Yeah pretty much

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Striiker

Please comment.

 

[Magua]

@Striiker

Please comment.

Forget drag racing. They should go more raw with another F&F movie…..

Potato sack racing.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker

Please comment.

That franchise is a lot like the Flyers.

It got to a certain point where it became irredeemable and nothing like what I was originally drawn to, so I leapt off the bandwagon.

I haven’t watched the last few and I can’t imagine watching the next one. It’s too late to come back to what made the movies good. You can’t come back to reality after turning it into The Avengers in cars.

In other words, fire Torts.

 

[Lord Defect]

That franchise is a lot like the Flyers.

It got to a certain point where it became irredeemable and nothing like what I was originally drawn to, so I leapt off the bandwagon.

I haven’t watched the last few and I can’t imagine watching the next one. It’s too late to come back to what made the movies good. You can’t come back to reality after turning it into The Avengers in cars.

In other words, fire Torts.

What if they start the next movie with vin diesel waking up from a nightmare having dream the past 12 movies?

 

[Striiker]

What if they start the next movie with vin diesel waking up from a nightmare having dream the past 12 movies?

I better be the one waking up from the nightmare or else it doesn’t matter

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Brother took me to Autzen Stadium in Eugene.

 

[Embiid]

Brother took me to Autzen Stadium in Eugene.View attachment 937883

Awesome! Enjoy every minute with your bro!

My ex gf from way back used to live in Corvallis...never got to visit her family but hoping to visit Oregon next year with my current gf. Her daughter graduates from Read College in Portland. Oregon is a beautiful state from what I'm told.

 

[sigma six]

Awesome! Enjoy every minute with your bro!

My ex gf from way back used to live in Corvallis...never got to visit her family but hoping to visit Oregon next year with my current gf. Her daughter graduates from Read College in Portland. Oregon is a beautiful state from what I'm told.

You might decide to stay, the PNW is amazing.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Wife ordered a new phone from Best Buy and it was (supposed to be) shipped by FedEx. Box arrives and it only has the sim card in it, phone and ear buds are missing. After opening the box we realized that the package was most likely tampered with (clear tape over the security tape) and the box was lighter than the stated weight on the shipping lable.

We started a refund process with Best Buy and a claim with FedEx, but I'm assuming they're each going to blame the other. Anyone go through this before and have any advice?

 

[DancingPanther]

I better be the one waking up from the nightmare or else it doesn’t matter

Proud plat SVB btw

 

[Striiker]

Proud plat SVB btw

SVB?

 

[DancingPanther]

SVB?

BVP

Idk the one with the weird long name

 

[Striiker]

BVP

Idk the one with the weird long name

I’m so confused

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m so confused

The soccer time in your avatar bruh

 

[Striiker]

The soccer time in your avatar bruh

I’m sorry but did we just get the initials wrong twice when the initials are in the logo you’re referring to????????????????????

 

[Chinatown88]

@JojoTheWhale the YouTube algo did it again with that Japanese Udon Soba channel. It looks so tasty and I'm too lazy to get up and get food.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m sorry but did we just get the initials wrong twice when the initials are in the logo you’re referring to????????????????????

Yeah idfk but now I understand there are no Ps I thought one of the Bs was a P.

Great talk

 

[Striiker]

@JojoTheWhale the YouTube algo did it again with that Japanese Udon Soba channel. It looks so tasty and I'm too lazy to get up and get food.

I’ll trade algos with you. My Youtube Shorts page keeps showing me Indian music videos with like 3 views that have deep fried audio and random bullshit visuals.

I’m a patient boy but I’m about to lose it.