OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[DancingPanther]

Oh dear. I have not. Is it time to sell what I have?

It's +36% or something at an all time high. BRICS countries are buying it. The scuttlebutt is they might be preparing to use a gold backed trade currency instead of the the American dollar. Quite interesting

 

[Embiid]

Got speared in the nuts at a beer league game tonight. Good times. Have felt nauseous for the two hours since it happened.

I'm too old for this shit.

I quit about 5 years ago....was starting to get too many freak injuries....groin pulls, massive sprains etc. No nad smashes though...that would put me over the top...

 

[Danko]

Got speared in the nuts at a beer league game tonight. Good times. Have felt nauseous for the two hours since it happened.

I'm too old for this shit.

The lower divisions at our rinks are complete shit shows with idiots doing dangerous shit constantly. I play on a B team at a rink and its very competitive, much less stupid shit.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The lower divisions at our rinks are complete shit shows with idiots doing dangerous shit constantly. I play on a B team at a rink and its very competitive, much less stupid shit.

This is pretty unusual in our league.

It' funny to me how the tension changed in our games when a lot of players on our team, and in the league in general, became dads.

This incident was completely unnecessary; I was just moving a guy in front of our net. He didn't like it and retaliated.

Don't feel so good almost 20 hours later. Blah.

 

[trostol]

This is pretty unusual in our league.

It' funny to me how the tension changed in our games when a lot of players on our team, and in the league in general, became dads.

This incident was completely unnecessary; I was just moving a guy in front of our net. He didn't like it and retaliated.

Don't feel so good almost 20 hours later. Blah.

you do know..you are supposed to wear a cup right lol

 

[ajgoal]

Got speared in the nuts at a beer league game tonight. Good times. Have felt nauseous for the two hours since it happened.

I'm too old for this shit.

Apparently we had a goalie fight last night. He was skating out, but still a goalie.