OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

Thinking I may just push back the drive to later on Thursday than I had planned and see what the story is then. I'll be avoiding the storm and these closures but who knows what the whole place will look like post storm rolling through.

Not impossible that some needed roads won't fully exist

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Not impossible that some needed roads won't fully exist

I'd say that's a likely scenario and I'm expecting that but that should at least be somewhat known by the time that I would be leaving. Storm should be out to sea by the time I am set to leave New Jersey let alone be anywhere near Florida.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'd say that's a likely scenario and I'm expecting that but that should at least be somewhat known by the time that I would be leaving. Storm should be out to sea by the time I am set to leave New Jersey let alone be anywhere near Florida.

It could take up to a few days for any subtle structural damages to reveal themselves and result in closings, so stay flexible.

For example, post-Helene in Virginia there was the initial obvious closings, and then another wave as compromised structures began giving out. Typically drain failure related stuff. Sinkholes manifesting. Etc.

 

[Cody Webster]

Thinking I may just push back the drive to later on Thursday than I had planned and see what the story is then. I'll be avoiding the storm and these closures but who knows what the whole place will look like post storm rolling through.

Yeah, that's probably a smart idea. The storm has been moving slower than they originally predicted, so it's going to be right over Orlando Thursday afternoon and north of the Bahamas Friday morning.

It's back to a category 5 again right now, so it might also make landfall higher than they originally expected. It will most certainly be a mess down there Friday and possibly even the weekend

 

[Danko]

My wife and Daughter are in Disney World this week of course. Southwest cancelled there flight out yesterday. Luckily her Dad and Step mom live in Orlando so they have a place to go. Still very concerning reading everything. Hoping they will actually be able to get out on there new flight on Thursday

 

[Cody Webster]

My wife and Daughter are in Disney World this week of course. Southwest cancelled there flight out yesterday. Luckily her Dad and Step mom live in Orlando so they have a place to go. Still very concerning reading everything. Hoping they will actually be able to get out on there new flight on Thursday

Hoping for the best for them. I can pretty much guarantee that there's a 0% chance they get out on Thursday, unfortunately

 

[Danko]

Hoping for the best for them. I can pretty much guarantee that there's a 0% chance they get out on Thursday, unfortunately

Same. I'm hoping they cancel the flight well in advance rather then having them stranded hours in the airport

 

[Cody Webster]

Same. I'm hoping they cancel the flight well in advance rather then having them stranded hours in the airport

The storm is supposed to be over Orlando Thursday afternoon, so they'll most likely announce the airport is closed through Thursday sometime tomorrow

 

[ajgoal]

Oh hell no she didn't get a sword, I want to live. She wanted a katana.

I have a ninja-do. When's her birthday?

 

[ajgoal]

For those of you who are diy'ers:

Install quick-click flooring from right to left if you value your sanity. Just a little detail they leave out of the instructions. And left to right tends to feel more natural.

It took me two and a half rooms to figure that one out. I are dumb.

 

[BernieParent]

One laughing emoji was insufficient to express my enjoyment of this post.