OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Danko]

Michael J. Fox with Coldplay at Glastonbury

 

[Cody Webster]

Absolutely, what a loser. Moved dangerously under braking at least twice. Glad to see McLaren finally being competitive, even if it took a RB pit-stop f***up to make this as exciting.

Perez, tho... Dude...

Then to complain and try to play victim. I hate him

 

[Jack Straw]

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone blows away the field in the women's 400m hurdles and sets the world record (again) in the process. Amazing athlete.

 

[Rebels57]

I dont talk about politics anymore but its probably important that everyone is aware that the Supreme Court voted to end our Democracy yesterday.

 

[Embiid]

“…Judges and Justices are servants of the law, not the other way around. Judges are like umpires. Umpires don’t make the rules, they apply them. The role of an umpire and a judge is critical. They make sure everybody plays by the rules, but it is a limited role. Nobody ever went to a ball game to see the umpire. ~Chief Justice John Roberts

Meanwhile:
-Roe v Wade
-Chevron U.S.A., Inc. v. Natural Resources Defense Council, Inc
-Presidential Immunity

More like this

 

[Flybynite]

Hurricane Beryl was the first ever officially recorded Category 4 hurricane in June. It's now the earliest Category *5* hurricane ever recorded.

But yea. Climate change is a hoax. We're just imagining the oceans are boiling and killing reefs by being hotter.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Didn’t know where to put this but what a creep & not his first foray into this kind of stuff either.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Didn’t know where to put this but what a creep & not his first foray into this kind of stuff either.

Now get his son off the air too.

That Eskin murder story always was wild.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Now get his son off the air too.

That Eskin murder story always was wild.

I used to troll him back in the day on twitter & he would answer until I called him a murderer one day then he blocked me.

 

[Danko]

So I dropped my phone at the bar last night and im getting white screened. Fortunately I paid for AppleCare+ for the first time in my life, however now i have to go into the god damn apple store and hope they dont ruin my whole day before i have to speak with a manager...i can feel the upcoming disappointment and rage inside of my body.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Didn’t know where to put this but what a creep & not his first foray into this kind of stuff either.

Is it bad to wish the girls father or brother meets this shitbag in a dark alley somewhere?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

So I dropped my phone at the bar last night and im getting white screened. Fortunately I paid for AppleCare+ for the first time in my life, however now i have to go into the god damn apple store and hope they dont ruin my whole day before i have to speak with a manager...i can feel the upcoming disappointment and rage inside of my body.

I don't use my phone for calls. I just send smoke signals. Oh, the laughs I have when it's a windy day...

Is it bad to wish the girls father or brother meets this shitbag in a dark alley somewhere?

Edit: Have I mentioned that automerge...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Edit: Have I mentioned that automerge...

 

[Danko]

Phone was fixed. No rage. Although they had me demo the apple vision pro and i need to hit the lottery asap.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Phone was fixed. No rage. Although they had me demo the apple vision pro and i need to hit the lottery

Does it let you see people naked?

 

[Embiid]

 

[Beef Invictus]

They should have all the hurricanes named after anime villains this year.

It's really Berylin' down on the Gulf

 

[Embiid]

Come back to Jamaica....oh wait!

 

[trostol]

It's really Berylin' down on the Gulf

 

[trostol]

 

[Kermit the Prog]

It's really Berylin' down on the Gulf

 

[swami24]

Is it bad to wish the girls father or brother meets this shitbag in a dark alley somewhere?

What truly offends me is that some writers have jump to defense. The same hypocrites are the first to skewer anyone accused of something similar.

 

[swami24]

Beryl, a coworker has a 1st week of July timeshare in Aruba. I remember him saying that Hurricanes always stay to the north since Aruba is so close to the So Amer coast. Looks like he was barely right this time.

 

[ajgoal]

Didn’t know where to put this but what a creep & not his first foray into this kind of stuff either.

Edited for what I believe is the more accurate report.

Also:

 

[Embiid]

Edited for what I believe is the more accurate report.

Also:

Howeird Eskrement....

Somebody should send him roses laced with anthrax...