The thing is, when you break his name down phonetically, it's not that hard to say. Especially his last name:
Pod
Kol
Zin
When I listened to Smyl butcher his name, I couldn't help but imagine this Life cereal moment at the Canucks draft table:
Benning: What's this guy the scouts want?
Weisbrod: Some Russian. He's supposed to be good for us.
Benning: I'm not gonna go up there and say his name.
Weisbrod: Hey, let's get Steamer to say it!
Benning: Yeah!
Weisbrod: He'll do it. He'll say anything!
"Vasiliev Podsloven" ... (Smyl actually sounded like his mouth was full of cereal)
Weisbrod: Hey Steamer, you botched it!
If you aren't old/young enough to remember this tv commercial for Life cereal, my post will make absolutely no sense.
I still like the idea that BennBrod made Smyl do it cuz they didn't want to get drowned out by the boos and "Fire Benning" chants.