OT: 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

[Embiid]

Jeesh....wish my mom dressed me cool in Elementary school. A Garanimals Ernie jumpsuit with Mork n Mindy rainbow straps was my attire...

 

[Runner77]

Washing jeans is a tough call bc doing so can ruin them over time but one year?? Need to check them for cultures. I use a jean wash The Laundress and wash them every couple of months or so depending on use. If my jeans sat in some NYC subway...yeah they are getting washed in short order.

Cultures, huh?

 

[Magua]

Life is so much easier in a nudist colony.

 

[Jack Straw]

Shorts are for 60-65 degrees and up. Any lower and you're that guy.



Shorts in the cold don't fit anyone, they just think it does and are oblivious to how ridiculous it looks

It's pretty obvious that some people here have never lived in Maine. Shorts are 4-season casual wear.

 

[Starat327]

It's pretty obvious that some people here have never lived in Maine. Shorts are 4-season casual wear.

I'm not in Maine and I'll also wear shorts year round. I mean, I have sweatpants and they're awesome, dont get me wrong. But nothing beats shorts and a hoody.

 

[ajgoal]

Life is so much easier in a nudist colony.

Except on the other colonists.

 

[Lord Defect]

You laugh, but these things are great when backpacking in the rainforest when you actually do want both options with as little space used as possible.

My pockets are empty when I leave the house and usually acquire water bottles from the kids or something of the like.

 

[Rebels57]

I'm not in Maine and I'll also wear shorts year round. I mean, I have sweatpants and they're awesome, dont get me wrong. But nothing beats shorts and a hoody.

Have you ever tried on Jeans...or even Chinos?

 

[Starat327]

Have you ever tried on Jeans...or even Chinos?

Have them. They're comfortable. Gap Flex in the house.

But nothing beats a good pair of shorts.

 

[Rebels57]

Have them. They're comfortable. Gap Flex in the house.

But nothing beats a good pair of shorts.

 

[trostol]

we have the oddest conversations

also Al still looks like a ghoul

 

[Magua]

I wear gym shorts, then sweatpants over them inside the home during the cold months. Then, if I get hot, I take off the sweats and have the shorts. If I then get cold or have to take the dog out, I put the sweats back on. It's an absolutely foolproof system.

 

[Young Sandwich]

If your jeans don't stretch/flex in the year 2023, what the hell are you even doing with your life.

 

[ajgoal]

If your jeans don't stretch/flex in the year 2023, what the hell are you even doing with your life.

Not wearing jeans.

 

[Chinatown88]

I'm not in Maine and I'll also wear shorts year round. I mean, I have sweatpants and they're awesome, dont get me wrong. But nothing beats shorts and a hoody.

 

[trostol]

Hasbro is shooting themselves in the foot with this D&D OGL issue

 

[Cody Webster]

I hate jeans. I have a couple pair of athletic style pants I got from old navy a few years back and they are wonderful. In the rare occasion I do go into the office, I'll wear them with a sweater or a polo and it's fine. Other than being real casual and wearing joggers, they are pretty much my go to pair of pants when going out anywhere. They are super comfortable and they are a bit stretchy

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I wear jeans for 95% of the year.

 

[trostol]

i wear jeans to/at work..save in the summer where its shorts to work..i used to be big on cargo pants but i think that was just a phase lol

 

[Magua]

I don't wear sweats out of the house, minus athletic activities or quick errands or dog walks. I'm a jeans, khakis, chinos, corduroy guy. But I'm almost never wearing pants, of my own informal volition, when it's 70 degrees+ (that's a balmy 21 degrees Celsius, you weirdos). What a crime it would be to hide these gams. I will never wear cargo shorts -- I have a strict 2 front pocket limit. And I won't wear athletic shorts going out, in accordance with the sweatpants rule. I have many colors of chino shorts that serve my needs.

 

[Lord Defect]

I wear jeans for 95% of the year.

99% and they get washed after each wear

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Just be glad most of you didn't wear Toughskins, Those things could stop a bullet.

 

[Lord Defect]

Wtf is a chino?

 

[Magua]

99% and they get washed after each wear

Is it the soiling?

 

[Striiker]

I wear gym shorts, then sweatpants over them inside the home during the cold months. Then, if I get hot, I take off the sweats and have the shorts. If I then get cold or have to take the dog out, I put the sweats back on. It's an absolutely foolproof system.

What the heck

Why not just wear the sweatpants and if you want to take them off, do so and then put on the shorts?

Underwear, then shorts, then sweatpants is just too many layers.