106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

We had the flu last week in my house. It was a bad one. Get well soon man.

Happy thanksgiving everyone

Feel better

 

[Superman33]

Same for me. I called it Blackout Wednesday.

Must-see.

When my sister moved into her current house a bunch of various family members went over to paint and such. At one point my job was to "de-caulk" the very clearly over-caulked shower/tub area. I ended up laughing so hard I was crying. Putting furniture together is number 1 on the most hilarious unintentionally inappropriate situations list, but dealing with caulk is number 2.

 

[Runner77]

Happy Thanksgiving to you all (save for your Canadian contingent who already had their turkey a while back).

Someone decided an NHL-themed Thanksgiving cartoon was appropriate in the circumstances, with a lot of liberties taken in the process.

Flyers get extra representation with both Torts and Gritty in there, but no player from their roster.

Caufield is commiserating with Gritty, somehow. He's relegated to a kids' table that includes Hughes and Zegras.

McDavid taunting Matthews with an allusion to the Leafs' early playoff exits.

Matthews looks to have too much hair. Crosby at the head of the table, where he belongs. Is that Matthew Tkachuk in a Flames uniform?

Lots of teams not represented but then again, it would never end.

So what's this particular interaction about?

This was worth remembering for some reason ...

Enjoy your time with family and friends.

 

[Runner77]

 

[Cody Webster]

Already feel nervous poop #1 brewing

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Already feel nervous poop #1 brewing

Good luck today - enjoy it.

Gonna sound crazy, but make sure you take a moment to actually sit, eat, and enjoy the food and time with your wife. After the ceremony, time is going to fly.

 

[Cody Webster]

Good luck today - enjoy it.

Gonna sound crazy, but make sure you take a moment to actually sit, eat, and enjoy the food and time with your wife. After the ceremony, time is going to fly.

Everyone has said this. Great advice that I am hoping to be able to do.

 

[kudymen]

I can't help but think there is Eismanufaktur RINALDO here in Germany

 

[Starat327]

Everyone has said this. Great advice that I am hoping to be able to do.

Can confirm. The day/night of our wedding literally flew by. It felt like...prep, ceremony. Dinner, leave.

Carve 15 minutes out for yourselves in a room somewhere.

 

[Cody Webster]

Can confirm. The day/night of our wedding literally flew by. It felt like...prep, ceremony. Dinner, leave.

Carve 15 minutes out for yourselves in a room somewhere.

They are bringing us in the ballroom like 15 minutes early so that we can have a few moments.

Not sure what I'm more nervous for, the church or the first dance. Played in numerous big hockey games, was never nervous. This, no chance

 

[Kermit the Prog]

They are bringing us in the ballroom like 15 minutes early so that we can have a few moments.

Not sure what I'm more nervous for, the church or the first dance. Played in numerous big hockey games, was never nervous. This, no chance

What is the first dance song? Please tell us it's Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" (the live version).

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@flyersnorth when did you learn how to time travel???

 

[flyersnorth]

@flyersnorth when did you learn how to time travel???

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Haha!

 

[Starat327]

They are bringing us in the ballroom like 15 minutes early so that we can have a few moments.

Not sure what I'm more nervous for, the church or the first dance. Played in numerous big hockey games, was never nervous. This, no chance

Honestly man, once you get in the moment, all the other stuff just goes away. You could've told me no one else was in the room when we were doing our first dance and I'd believe you.

Even during the ceremony, I saw everyone else as she was walking down the aisle. After that, I remember our friend was officiating, and two of her bridesmaids that I could see beyond her. Otherwise, again - no one else in the room.

 

[BernieParent]

Feeling thankful and blessed today. The home dialysis machine for Mrs. Parent was just delivered and the technician is hooking it up. This cuts out about 90 minutes of driving to the hospital and all that goes into being in a multi-person clinic.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Feeling thankful and blessed today. The home dialysis machine for Mrs. Parent was just delivered and the technician is hooking it up. This cuts out about 90 minutes of driving to the hospital and all that goes into being in a multi-person clinic.

Great news, Bern. Hope the missus is much more comfortable with this. Please give her our love.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Cody Webster don’t lock your knees, you’ll pass out.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Cody Webster make sure you don't check DraftKings while the priest is doing the ceremony. Control yourself.

 

[BernieParent]

Great news, Bern. Hope the missus is much more comfortable with this. Please give her our love.

Thanks, all.

"You know those weird guys [inclusive nongender-specific term] I talk about on my hockey boards? They all send their love!"

 

[Asnito]

Best of luck to both @Cody Webster and @BernieParent , obviously for different reasons

 

[Lord Defect]

This place is so disgustingly wholesome

 

[Kermit the Prog]

This place is so disgustingly wholesome

I could post photos from my last model shoot. Clear that shit right up.

 

[Lord Defect]

Not that I’m complaining but why the hell is locked up abroad on Disney plus?

 

[Lord Defect]

My wife picked up a nail or screw in her tire last night, probably while on her way to work. 8 hours later her tire is flat. I had her fill the tire and drive home.
I just pulled the tire and took out the screw. It’s a f***ing 1/4” zip screw. I’ve never seen such a tiny screw actually puncture a tire, let alone one causing this bad of a leak. This is bs.

 

[Embiid]

My wife picked up a nail or screw in her tire last night, probably while on her way to work. 8 hours later her tire is flat. I had her fill the tire and drive home.
I just pulled the tire and took out the screw. It’s a f***ing 1/4” zip screw. I’ve never seen such a tiny screw actually puncture a tire, let alone one causing this bad of a leak. This is bs.

Screw the screw....and cancer