Ok, so this is totally random, but even though we all have our preferences, it's just difficult to care too much about the hockey without NYR still in. I'm an author and love playing with words and such like, so I re-wrote the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" and related them to the NHL. I know that it's a song that plenty of people have done versions of, but despite being a colossal waste of time, I do find it vaguely funny to insert my lyrics into his song. Have a look, play the real song in one window, but try using my lyrics. Just nice to have an NHL version. If any offence is caused (I'm sure it won't be, but it is HFB) it was not intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfaKdFsFds&list=RDBKfaKdFsFds
My Lyrics
Klee Didn't Start the Fire
Harry howell, Bradley may, red kelly, linden vey
The pacific, Robert reichel, rob di maio
Steve mccarthy, ward that’s Dixon, Jamie Baker, Pelley’s vision
Paul kariya, steve kariya, panarin, munroe
Aki berg, Danton, Robbie Ray, Malakhov
Yandle, Dwight King and Tie and the catching glove of Paille
Marky Mowers, Mike Keane, New England’s got the Bruins team
Capuano, Taberacci, Santorelli good play
Klee didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the league's been turning
Klee didn't start the fire
No he didn't light it
But he tried to fight it
Bryan Allen, Nemchinov, Prosser and Kondratiev
Goodfellow, Cammalleri, Komorov, Stock
Foy, Moen, Franc Bouillon, Cavallini, Jordan
Boom Boom, All Stalls, Pock sent down with Locke
Ryn, Heinze, james neal, Brooklyn’s got a decent team
David Krejci, Jimmy Mann, Thomas Preissing, Pat Berglund
Goodrow, Houda dressed, Alex Biega, Grachev
Prince and Chase, Weight and Paetsch, Knuble on the Bruins
Little, Krog, Pastrnak, Mickey Redmond, Pavelec
Zhitnik, Chouinard, Bridgeport and the River Rats
Bergeron, Calvin de Haan, California Jarett Stoll
Lars Eller, Gaunce Offside, Children of Tie Domi
Buddy Boone, Belfour, Vaic, McKay, Sceviour
Beukeboom, Sislo, Lisin and Barrasso
Ruutu, Anders Lee, Ketola and Kennedy
Body Checkers, Si-mon, Belgians on the boxscore
Emery, Ekman, Centre with a slashed hand
Dylan Larkin, Baillargeon’s ovation
Lawrence and Joel Armia, British Beattie mania
Ozolinsh, Jon Sim, Guerin beats Anderson
Kronwall, Malkin, Esche, Hrivik, Boll, Leschyshyn, Beck
JF Jomphe blowing away what else do I have to say
Adam Hall, Nichushkin
Ward, that’s Dixon back again
Wrist shot, slapshot, ice skate, puck block
Begin, Regin, Salei’s time, terror on the airline
And Lehtora and Irons
Russians in Washington
Wheeler’s fortune salary
Hedin, Methot, Dubé’s line
Voracek, Rental vets
Toews, Crabb, Davie Goertz
Jurco, Demers and the Shores
Spina, Bulmer, Marshall, Laus
Rourke and Haller, Goal from,Orr
I can’t take it anymore