Zuccarello injured with torn testicle, 3-4 weeks

[BB79]

My penis just receded into my abdomen after reading this

Maybe you need one of these?

 

[Angry Little Elf]

Oof. I winced

 

[thadd]

Reading torn testicle makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[Wildcarder]

 

[The Panther]

I had a good friend of mine who, after a spirited evening with his girlfriend, "broke" his penis. Something tore inside and the appendage, according to him, had henceforth a crooked appearance.

p.s. I ended up dating his erstwhile paramour yet nothing of the sort occurred to me.

Good to know... good to know..

 

[The Panther]

A guy at my Alberta countryside school fell from a telephone pole he was climbing and apparently his fall was broken by a nail jutting out, from which he hung, suspended, for a few seconds before something gave way.

 

[viceroy]

Good to know... good to know..

No worries. Just wanted to keep you guys apprised of my goings on.

Additionally I have another testicular tale to tell. Once upon a time my Aikido instructor, also a highly regarded rock climber, during a seminar witnessed another aikidoka get his hip dislocated. Well the class was paused so they could pop his leg back in, unfortunately one of his testicles got caught "in between." My sensei said the guy screamed so loudly he burned out his vocal chords. They got him fixed up at the hospital but from here on out he could ever only speak in a whisper.

 

[vipera1960]

No worries. Just wanted to keep you guys apprised of my goings on.

Additionally I have another testicular tale to tell. Once upon a time my Aikido instructor, also a highly regarded rock climber, during a seminar witnessed another aikidoka get his hip dislocated. Well the class was paused so they could pop his leg back in, unfortunately one of his testicles got caught "in between." My sensei said the guy screamed so loudly he burned out his vocal cords. They got him fixed up at the hospital but from here on out he could ever only speak in a whisper.

This feels like a story that should have waited for professional medical help.

 

[Reality Czech]

It takes a lot of ball to try and block shots in this league.

 

[The Panther]

When Zuccarello dropped his pants in front of the doctor:

Doctor: "You know, I've always thought hockey players who blocked shot were crazy, and now I see yer nuts!"

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

No worries. Just wanted to keep you guys apprised of my goings on.

Additionally I have another testicular tale to tell. Once upon a time my Aikido instructor, also a highly regarded rock climber, during a seminar witnessed another aikidoka get his hip dislocated. Well the class was paused so they could pop his leg back in, unfortunately one of his testicles got caught "in between." My sensei said the guy screamed so loudly he burned out his vocal chords. They got him fixed up at the hospital but from here on out he could ever only speak in a whisper.

Well that’s certainly something to read with my morning coffee.

 

[Warden of the North]

Ouch.

 

[robertmac43]

That doesn't sound enjoyable lol.

 

[Deep Blue Metallic]

That thread title needs a trigger warning. Shudder!

Get well soon, Mats.

 

[SirKillalot]

When Zuccarello dropped his pants in front of the doctor:

Doctor: "You know, I've always thought hockey players who blocked shot were crazy, and now I see yer nuts!"

Personally I think he would say "This isn't where the Lord of the Rings go!"
Or..."my god you took the puck to Isengaard"

 

[kingsholygrail]

Woof. Hope he recovers well.

 

[Sniper99]

 

[Byron Bitz]

Was he wearing a cup?

Cups don’t really help that much