Zuccarello injured with torn testicle, 3-4 weeks

[GarlicbreadTB]

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[hotcabbagesoup]

That's fine.

He plays a sport that doesn't use balls.

 

[Boris Le Tigre]

Was he wearing a cup?

 

[Winston Wolf]

Between him and Ole-Kristian Tollefsen, Norway might be missing at least a pair.

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[Mr Kot]

 

[BB79]

Wow, that's nuts

 

[SomeDude]

I don’t know that it would be medically recommended to send him love right now.

 

[PavelBure10]

Poor guy, what a painful injury. I remember when Sami Salo suffered a ruptured testicle. When he came back in a Canucks/Blackhawks playoff game, the crowd was chanting "Balls of steel, balls of steel".

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

This was Matt Hendricks cup when he got hit "down there" with a slap shot a few years ago

 

[GMR]

Happened to Lidstrom in the 2009 playoffs.

 

[Sol]

the “ruptured testicle” part along with the title seems comedically place.

 

[Bounces R Way]

Ts and Ps for Zucc's testirello

 

[hamzarocks]

Horror storiea like this makes we want to never do anything physical again lol

The chances of losing your balls playing a sport while slim are never 0

Always been a huge fear, when playing basketball or baseball

 

[Shlep]

Between him and Ole-Kristian Tollefsen, Norway might be missing at least a pair.

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Wasn't it Patrick Thoresen? Or did Tollefsen get a puck there too?

 

[Voodoo Glow Skulls]

Patrick Thoresen.

 

[Winston Wolf]

Wasn't it Patrick Thoresen? Or did Tollefsen get a puck there too?

You’re right! I’m mixing up my Norwegian Flyers alumni.

 

[joestevens29]

Lovin is the last thing he needs right now

 

[ACLEVERNAME]

INB4 new HF username

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

Big C*** Brock with the Ball Busting Blast from the point puts all opposing defenders on future nutice.

All things considered, positive news from initial fears. When he was almost immediately announced as out for the game, then Week to Week, it seemed like he was going to have an only child at home.

 

[1989]

Poor guy, what a painful injury. I remember when Sami Salo suffered a ruptured testicle. When he came back in a Canucks/Blackhawks playoff game, the crowd was chanting "Balls of steel, balls of steel".

Man of glass, balls of steel.

 

[LemonSauceD]

Sami Salo

 

[Raistlin]

Poor guy, what a painful injury. I remember when Sami Salo suffered a ruptured testicle. When he came back in a Canucks/Blackhawks playoff game, the crowd was chanting "Balls of steel, balls of steel".

I seem to recall he went golfing in Finland and a snake bit him in the balls. I was quite young, I could be mistaken, but that is something hard to forget.

 

[3074326]

I seem to recall he went golfing in Finland and a snake bit him in the balls. I was quite young, I could be mistaken, but that is something hard to forget.

 

[viceroy]

I had a good friend of mine who, after a spirited evening with his girlfriend, "broke" his penis. Something tore inside and the appendage, according to him, had henceforth a crooked appearance.

p.s. I ended up dating his erstwhile paramour yet nothing of the sort occurred to me.

 

[Paper]

I seem to recall he went golfing in Finland and a snake bit him in the balls. I was quite young, I could be mistaken, but that is something hard to forget.

You've conflated two different injuries. He was bitten by a snake, but not on the balls. His 'ruptured testicle' injury came in the playoffs and he didn't miss a game (nor actually ruptured a testicle).

Source: I have a google news alert set up for "Sami Salo's Testicles"