Dodge Neon
For me, it's easily the Jeep Patriot.
My wife had one when we met. The first thing you notice is the horribly cheap plastic interior and oddly small windows. Then when you drive it, the engine note combined with the CVT (which makes it sound like a traditional automatic trans slipping while it slowly accelerates) is practically torture. For a 4 cylinder it struggled to average 20MPG. It also went through wheel bearings and front end parts like they were air filters. The last straw for me was after I replaced all 4 wheel bearings but had at least one bad speed sensor. Easy enough, I'll just hook up my ABS code scanner to find the culprit. Did that and found the ODB2 port wasn't working. I ended up having to tear up a bunch of the interior around the driver floor and remove the driver fender to trace the wire that provided power to the port. Eventually found that they had used some fabric-like tape to hold a huge wiring harness together under the fender. The tape soaks up salty water in the winter which eventually worked into a cut in the wire where the harness was held together with a zip tie and hung on the frame rail.
The only real positive was that it was pretty easy to work on and super easy to sell.
I fixed it up and put it on Facebook Marketplace and I couldn't believe how many people just had to have it...
It got temporarily replaced by a Ford Escape that was 6 years older. Despite having it's own foibles (especially corrosion and oil leaks), it was a much better vehicle than the Patriot. Visibility was better, the interior felt roomier and the V6 was more powerful and much nicer to drive while getting pretty much the same MPG's.
Next on the list would be a 2008ish Chrysler Sebring that I got as a loaner from a Chrysler dealer back in 2009. Same awful engine/CVT combo as the Patriot but with an ever cheaper looking and feeling interior. I couldn't wait to give it back.
For me, it's easily the Jeep Patriot.
My wife had one when we met. The first thing you notice is the horribly cheap plastic interior and oddly small windows. Then when you drive it, the engine note combined with the CVT (which makes it sound like a traditional automatic trans slipping while it slowly accelerates) is practically torture. For a 4 cylinder it struggled to average 20MPG. It also went through wheel bearings and front end parts like they were air filters. The last straw for me was after I replaced all 4 wheel bearings but had at least one bad speed sensor. Easy enough, I'll just hook up my ABS code scanner to find the culprit. Did that and found the ODB2 port wasn't working. I ended up having to tear up a bunch of the interior around the driver floor and remove the driver fender to trace the wire that provided power to the port. Eventually found that they had used some fabric-like tape to hold a huge wiring harness together under the fender. The tape soaks up salty water in the winter which eventually worked into a cut in the wire where the harness was held together with a zip tie and hung on the frame rail.
The only real positive was that it was pretty easy to work on and super easy to sell.
I fixed it up and put it on Facebook Marketplace and I couldn't believe how many people just had to have it...
It got temporarily replaced by a Ford Escape that was 6 years older. Despite having it's own foibles (especially corrosion and oil leaks), it was a much better vehicle than the Patriot. Visibility was better, the interior felt roomier and the V6 was more powerful and much nicer to drive while getting pretty much the same MPG's.
Next on the list would be a 2008ish Chrysler Sebring that I got as a loaner from a Chrysler dealer back in 2009. Same awful engine/CVT combo as the Patriot but with an ever cheaper looking and feeling interior. I couldn't wait to give it back.
I absolutely despise CVT transmissions. Hate hate hate.
Never have driven a Jeep Patriot but I had to comment because CVT's blow.
I actually had to change the front axles on the Patriot, which allowed it to leak out some CVT fluid. In order to top it off, I had to buy some goofy 6 foot long dipstick that measures the fluid level according to a chart based on the trans temp, which required a scan tool to read (luckily a bluetooth OBD adapter and some $5 CVT data phone app meant for Nissan's worked). Not to mention the required fluid for a CVT was also expensive. I had never really driven the thing more than maybe 15MPH and avoided it like the plague when my wife and I needed to go somewhere together, so the test drive after doing that work was the first I really drove it (or at least a CVT since I had driven that Sebring over 10 years before). The whole just kind of sitting at 5000 RPM's while the car was kind of accelerating made me think I screwed something up and it needed more fluid or something like that. Tossed the keys to my wife and she was like, "this is normal". I couldn't believe it and had to watch Youtube videos of people driving them to really be certain.
Luckily FCA/Stellantis/whatever replaced the CVT with that amazing 9-speed auto. /s
I would say those 90s Nissan 1/4 tons.
Thank you very much it was my divorce present to myself.The LP in your avatar is gorgeous.