Why is the internet making jokes out of Harambe's death?

[KaseMeOutside]

Innocent animal is murdered because of a bad parent, and all that happens is people make jokes about him, like you think it's funny he died....

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[Pharrell Williams]

because the internet is lol xd random why do you not know this by now

 

[HanSolo]

RIP Harambe

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

There's jokes about everything (good or bad things) online.

 

[Satan]

If u dont like jokes its simple log out

 

[darko]

Innocent? Give me a break. Harambe had it coming.

 

[irunthepeg]

if u don't appreciate Harambe u don't appreciate life

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Harambe is life.

 

[irunthepeg]

they're out for Harambe, SJQ EPMBOE

 

[Dr Pepper]

Some people have thicker skin than others.

That's never been more clear than in today's whiny SJW culture.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Harambe's death is not a joke RIP

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

My condo lenses

 

[irunthepeg]

Harambe's death is not a joke RIP

so true

 

[HanSolo]

Some people have thicker skin than others.

That's never been more clear than in today's whiny SJW culture.

This 100%

A university I think in Wisconsin moved a painting of early North American explorers just canoeing down a river with some native Americans to a room no one visits because it was "inflammatory" and students needed to have a "safe space"

Like for ****'s sake. Explorers worked with natives who served as guides. That happened. And how is that offensive?

 

[KrisLetAngry]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

 

[irunthepeg]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

I'd like to ask the audience tbh

 

[Pharrell Williams]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

this is rude to your wife and disrespectful to the sacred christian institution of marriage founded by god himself, bless

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

Try 50/50 next time.

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

Innocent animal is murdered because of a bad parent, and all that happens is people make jokes about him, like you think it's funny he died....

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Once upon a time, there was this guy. This guy was very sad. He was so sad that he decided to go out into his front yard and seize his lawn gnome. He stared at it for at least 45 minutes. He then smashed it with an umbrella. He suddenly felt happy.
The guy went and published his book, "Happiness Through Lawn Gnomes." Millions of people bought it. It didn't work. They then smashed it with an umbrella. Many people tried to publish, "Happiness Through Books About Happiness Through Lawn Gnomes," but only one four year old girl did. Millions of people bought that book.
It didn't work.
So everybody stuffed their books in shoeboxes and flooded the guy and the girl's houses with billions of books. But they had lawn gnomes and books about them, so they lived on in happiness for eternity

 

[Dr Pepper]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

Wait....why would you (the "host" in this scenario), be the one phoning a friend? Wouldn't your wife (the "contestant") be the one making that call?

Do you even watch the show?

 

[Pharrell Williams]

sometimes gorillas die

 

[Siamese Dream]

Wait....why would you (the "host" in this scenario), be the one phoning a friend? Wouldn't your wife (the "contestant") be the one making that call?

Do you even watch the show?

The American version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire always made me laugh because it's so much less money than the British version

Even after Brexit, £1,000,000 is $1,307,600 USD

 

[cupcrazyman]

wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

 

[InfinityIggy]

Harambe is Satans brother.