Chris Hagen*
Guest
“Read my lips,†I say, “a tanning salon,†then irritably, “like everyone else.â€
“I have,†Van Patten says, pausing for maximum impact, “a tanning bed at… home,†and then he takes a large bite out of his scallop sausage.
“Oh ********,†I say, cringing.
“It’s true,†McDermott confirms, his mouth full. “I’ve seen it.â€
“That is **** ing outrageous,†I say.
“Why the hell is it **** ing outrageous?†Price asks, pushing tapas around his plate with a fork.
“Do you know how expensive a ****ing tanning salon membership is?†VanPatten asks me. “A member ship for a year?â€
“I have,†Van Patten says, pausing for maximum impact, “a tanning bed at… home,†and then he takes a large bite out of his scallop sausage.
“Oh ********,†I say, cringing.
“It’s true,†McDermott confirms, his mouth full. “I’ve seen it.â€
“That is **** ing outrageous,†I say.
“Why the hell is it **** ing outrageous?†Price asks, pushing tapas around his plate with a fork.
“Do you know how expensive a ****ing tanning salon membership is?†VanPatten asks me. “A member ship for a year?â€