When’s the last time you peed your pants?

Egg

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Sep 3, 2007
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I think I was 6.

Had a horrible babysitter who refused to take me somewhere to pee. I think they may think I was lying to go home early.

I couldn't hold it in anymore, and no idea why I didn't ask them if I could just pee on the cement somewhere but again--was 6.

I couldn't hold it in anymore, and just peed my pants.

At that age you don't think embarrassment. You glee at the relief.
 

Egg

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One of my friends tells me about a drunk uncle who would brag about never wearing any underwear.

He did so and had track pants on. Drunk. Per usual.

Downtown and nowhere to go. Needed to poop.

So he did so in his track pants, and let it fall down his leg, and just kicked it out of his pant leg for it to drop onto the sidewalk.

No shame. Says it with pride.

If your friend is wired like that, will be fine.
 

Bumpus

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Egg

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You need better friends...

A friend who pees themselves, but have the confidence to tell you, are golden friendships that are one in a million.

Most get showered by a pool of horrible friends.

A friendship like this is leak proof, and air tight.
 

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