What's our version of "west coast, best coast" or "east coast, beast coast"?

[AlphaLackey]

I've heard those rhymes so often in sports, but let's face it, we're in the division that's the class of the league. Yet we got nothin'

On Facebook, I suggested "Central Time, essential time!" I like it myself, but I'll open the floor up to some suggestions.

 

[mcpw]

**** the Central

 

[Puckatron 3000]

**** the Central

+1

 

[AlphaLackey]

lol I hear you. Really. But I mean, we're hanging tough in a tough crowd, we need a catchphrase that makes the whole division.. or like.. continental segment proud.. or whatever. Anyways.

 

[mcpw]

we need a catchphrase that makes the whole division.. or like.. continental segment proud..

"**** the Central"

 

[AlphaLackey]

"**** the Central"

FTC? Catchy, I guess...

 

[Puckatron 3000]

Going with the west coast vs. east coast thing, I went with a rap.

The central
ain't cerebral
we will bust yo' ass
and beat y'all

Gotta rap it all gansta style.
Ok, maybe not my best work.

 

[AlphaLackey]

Going with the west coast vs. east coast thing, I went with a rap.

The central
ain't cerebral
we will bust yo' ass
and beat y'all

Gotta rap it all gansta style.
Ok, maybe not my best work.

That's some real gangsta rap.

As in, if Al Capone rapped.

As in, it sounds like a less-hardcore version of The Night Chicago Died.

 

[Puckatron 3000]

That's some real gangsta rap.

As in, if Al Capone rapped.

As in, it sounds like a less-hardcore version of The Night Chicago Died.

Don't make me get all gansta on yo' ass. I give a hell of a noogie.

 

[dcypher]

Mental central

"its another crazy night in the mental central!"

 

[Puckatron 3000]

Mental central

"its another crazy night in the mental central!"

I dig it.

 

[AlphaLackey]

I dig it.

Yeah, that's the kind of catchphrase that will prove, once and for all, if Denis Bayek trolls these forums -- I could have SWORN I read 'twisted wrister' before he first used it

 

[flyingkiwi]

Mental central

"its another crazy night in the mental central!"

I was just about to post that.

This division is ****ing mental.

 

[AlphaLackey]

I was just about to post that.

This division is ****ing mental.

Central division, mental division. I like it too

 

[jetsforever]

The Scary Prairies

 

[flyingkiwi]

The Scary Prairies

 

[Aavco Cup]

Midwest slugfest

 

[Ducky10]

lol I hear you. Really. But I mean, we're hanging tough in a tough crowd, we need a catchphrase that makes the whole division.. or like.. continental segment proud.. or whatever. Anyways.

careful

 

[Samcanadian]

The Resentful Central.

The Detrimental Central.

The...Supplemental Central?

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

East is least. West is best. The Central is just damn tough and the only rhyme I can think of for central is ventral. What do you expect me to do with that? If it don't rhyme it ain't worth a dime.

 

[Evil Little]

The Scary Prairies

Midwest slugfest

 

[Evil Little]

Pacific: the Mild West

Central: the Wild West

 

[Arthur Fonzarelli]

Going with the west coast vs. east coast thing, I went with a rap.

The central
ain't cerebral
we will bust yo' ass
and beat y'all

Gotta rap it all gansta style.
Ok, maybe not my best work.

There's no rapping in the central,
We just toe tap to instrumentals....

 

[Koonta]

Maelstrom in the Middle