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What makes you giggle?

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This is super mean, and I swear you guys I'm not a bad person but fat people make me giggle. Like not the chunkers and/or hefty people like @Finnish your Czech who shared that he is 5'11" 269lbs, but I'm talking about the people who are so fat that their ass and legs run together so when they walk it looks like they are pregnant penguins waddling around. Shit cracks me up. Sometimes I want to go all Gordon Ramsey on their asses and scream in their face to eat an apple, FFS.

So...what makes you guys gigs?
 
Wow, I was expecting you to make fun of me after I read the first sentence and saw that I was tagged, but I was pleasantly surprised that this wasn't a thread targetting me.
 
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Skeeterboi said:
This is super mean, and I swear you guys I'm not a bad person but fat people make me giggle. Like not the chunkers and/or hefty people like @Finnish your Czech who shared that he is 5'11" 269lbs, but I'm talking about the people who are so fat that their ass and legs run together so when they walk it looks like they are pregnant penguins waddling around. **** cracks me up. Sometimes I want to go all Gordon Ramsey on their asses and scream in their face to eat an apple, FFS.

So...what makes you guys gigs?
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You are extremely f***ing pathetic if you find fat people humourous. Most of the morbidly obese have serious f***ing health problems like diabetes or thyroid disorders you shithead.

Not everyone can train and successfully run marathons like me due to serious health issues.

Get a f***ing life.
 
tonyhawks77 said:
You are extremely ****ing pathetic if you find fat people humourous. Most of the morbidly obese have serious ****ing health problems like diabetes or thyroid disorders you ****head.

Not everyone can train and successfully run marathons like me due to serious health issues.

Get a ****ing life.
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Well if they weren't so f***ing lazy and would pack a healthy LUNCH like @ME instead of going to Arbies then maybe their arteries wouldn't be clogged. Not my fault they have no self control so I can giggle at them waddling if I want to. It's a free country.
 
Watching people get attacked by a goose or some sort of bird gets me every time.
When cats get startled and totally spaz is funny.One of my cats is super jumpy.
People spilling food on themselves can be funny.
 
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TheAngryHank said:
Watching people get attacked by a goose or some sort of bird gets me every time.
When cats get startled and totally spaz is funny.One of my cats is super jumpy.
People spilling food on themselves can be funny.
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Ya but does it make you giggle?
 
Poor ppl are hilarious to me. Basically all of you have redefined "poverty" for me.

Cryptards who spend their Arby's part time checks on .01 bitcoins and think they're gonna "make it" make me laugh entirely out loud (@The Crypto Guy )

Ppl that spend all day in chatrooms with other pajeet randos is top tier humor. As if having 400 million posts on a shit messageboard isn't enough of f***ing waste. (@G F O P )

Fat ppl on a "diet" eating full-fat ranch with a side of iceberg lettuce. (@MetalheadPenguinsFan )

Rap "fans" and the Pejorative Sluredly confused millennials that get "LIT" over something as cringey as a guy reciting poetry over a bass line. (@irunthepeg )

Actual dorkchops with serious mental disabilities that are determined to be directly in my face with their shitty grammar and autistic undertones. (@VickAshley )
 
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iGetThatBread said:
Poor ppl are hilarious to me. Basically all of you have redefined "poverty" for me.

Cryptards who spend their Arby's part time checks on .01 bitcoins and think they're gonna "make it" make me laugh entirely out loud (@The Crypto Guy )

Ppl that spend all day in chatrooms with other pajeet randos is top tier humor. As if having 400 million posts on a **** messageboard isn't enough of ****ing waste. (@G F O P )

Fat ppl on a "diet" eating full-fat ranch with a side of iceberg lettuce. (@MetalheadPenguinsFan )

Rap "fans" and the ******edly confused millennials that get "LIT" over something as cringey as a guy reciting poetry over a bass line. (@irunthepeg )

Actual dorkchops with serious mental disabilities that are determined to be directly in my face with their ****ty grammar and autistic undertones. (@VickAshley )
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iGetThatBread said:
Poor ppl are hilarious to me. Basically all of you have redefined "poverty" for me.

Cryptards who spend their Arby's part time checks on .01 bitcoins and think they're gonna "make it" make me laugh entirely out loud (@The Crypto Guy )

Ppl that spend all day in chatrooms with other pajeet randos is top tier humor. As if having 400 million posts on a **** messageboard isn't enough of ****ing waste. (@G F O P )

Fat ppl on a "diet" eating full-fat ranch with a side of iceberg lettuce. (@MetalheadPenguinsFan )

Rap "fans" and the ******edly confused millennials that get "LIT" over something as cringey as a guy reciting poetry over a bass line. (@irunthepeg )

Actual dorkchops with serious mental disabilities that are determined to be directly in my face with their ****ty grammar and autistic undertones. (@VickAshley )
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Nailed it
 
iGetThatBread said:
Poor ppl are hilarious to me. Basically all of you have redefined "poverty" for me.

Cryptards who spend their Arby's part time checks on .01 bitcoins and think they're gonna "make it" make me laugh entirely out loud (@The Crypto Guy )

Ppl that spend all day in chatrooms with other pajeet randos is top tier humor. As if having 400 million posts on a **** messageboard isn't enough of ****ing waste. (@G F O P )

Fat ppl on a "diet" eating full-fat ranch with a side of iceberg lettuce. (@MetalheadPenguinsFan )

Rap "fans" and the ******edly confused millennials that get "LIT" over something as cringey as a guy reciting poetry over a bass line. (@irunthepeg )

Actual dorkchops with serious mental disabilities that are determined to be directly in my face with their ****ty grammar and autistic undertones. (@VickAshley )
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don't @ me, peasant. Nobody knows or cares who tf you are. And using racist terms like "pajeet" is a lit way to show maturity, breaux.
 
irunthepeg said:
don't @ me, peasant. Nobody knows or cares who tf you are. And using racist terms like "pajeet" is a lit way to show maturity, breaux.
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You'll litterally never be any more than a rando with 32 THOUSAND posts on a messageboard. This is your life.

It's honestly too sad to even laugh at. I feel incredibly bad for you.
 
irunthepeg said:
yeah but the sum of all the posts from all your different accounts on this board >>> 32k
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This is the only account I've ever had here. Who would waste their time creating multiple accounts just to post with you mouth breathing neckbeards?

Besides of course, you?
 
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