@5 Mins 4 Ftg Feb 23 Oilers vs Canucks
TV/MOVIE THEME BASED CATEGORY
SAVING PRIVATE JONES
The Edmonton Oilers are about to embark upon the Great Crusade. The pursuit of the top of the North Division, from where along the way they will have to start by liberating Vancouver from the clutches of referee baiting, diving hockey players and fans who burn their own city down when they lose.
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D-Day has come.
Captain Tippett leads the invasion from his landing craft, filled with anxious Oilers about to hit the beach under heavy fire. Landing taxis follow on with reserves.
Along the way Tippett asks Sgt Nurse to let Lt Klefbom know to prepare his defence. However, Sgt Nurse has bad news for Captain Tip. Klefbom got hit in basic training, and is out for the invasion.
Captain Tip lets Nurse know he is now leading the group and wants to know if his defence is ready.
Nurse replies yes, all but Jones. He is in one of the follow up taxis.
Tippett doesn't seem to acknowledge this or even know who Jones is.
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They hit the beach under heavy fire. Pvt Khaira storms in ahead of the group and easily takes care of the first defences. PFC Kassian informs Captain Tippett however in climbing over the side of the landing craft, Kassian breaks his hand much to the chagrin of the embedded reporter Jim Matheson.
Kassian is out of the invasion. Casualties are beginning to mount.
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Captain Tippett calls in a reserve taxi but its immediately hit by Flames, taking out Pvt. 4K for the duration of the invasion. More troubling, PFC Yamamoto is also hit by Flames, however it looks like he might be ok once he gets to an aid station.
Private Jones informs Captain Tippett he is ready to go!
Captain Tippett, dazed by a flying puck, is not responding!
He now pulls PFC James Neal out of the invasion for scoring 2 goals! Captain Tippett must recover his senses fast or this invasion could spell the end of his troops!
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Tippett comes to his senses not a moment too late. Realizing he has lost both Lt Klefbom and Pvt 4K from his defence along with Pvt Kassian for the invasion, he commands Sgt. Nurse to call up Private Lagesson from the reserve taxis.
Sgt. Nurse bellers out the command under heavy fire.
The defence is pinned down in their own end and needs to clear the beach fast. The Canuck bunker must be taken out!
Private Jones lets Captain Tippett know he is ready to go in!
Tippett responds with......silence.
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Pvt Lagesson rushes up. "Clear the beach Lagesson! Take that bunker!" commands Captain Tippett.
"Yessir" yells Pvt Lagesson but as soon as he goes over the top he is hit in the wrist and goes down. "He will probably be ok but for now, he is out", Sgt Nurse yells over to Captain Tippett.
"Get Bear" commands Tippett in his deepest command voice.
Private Jones runs up behind Captain Tippett, and taps him on the back. "Sir, Private Jones reporting for duty, sir!"
Nothing...
"Bear, clear the beach and take some of our best defence and clear that bunker!" bellows Sgt Nurse.
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Private Bear rushes up with Corporal's Barrie and Russell, however PFC Turris mixed up his assignments and joins the group.
Along the way Private Jones moves to intercept Turris and gets him in the knee!
"Fratricide! Friendly Fire! Jones you got me in the knee, I'm out!"
Private Jones is despondent. He thinks Tippett will never put him in now!
However Corporal Russell consoles the young defenceman. "Good one kiddo" he says. "He was useless anyway, always in the wrong spot. He would have gotten one of us killed".
Bear exclaims" C'mon Guys! We gotta blow that Canucks bunker!" and leads the charge!
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However Bear runs into a hail of pucks and gets hit on the head! Bear goes down!
Corporal Russell lets Captain Tippett know Bear is down! Captain Tippett asks for the Russian kid Samorukov to be brought up from the reserve taxis however Nurse informs him he was hit early on and is out!
Captain Tippett checks his notes and says "Lennstrom! Get Lennstrom up here Nurse!"
Nurse informs Tippett that Lennstrom reserve taxi is still 2 weeks out. "How about that Jones kid Captain? He's pretty good!"
"Who? Jones? Whose that?" Says Tippett.
"Jones! Private Caleb Jones sir!"
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Tippett is still not sure who Jones is, but tells Nurse to bring him up from the reserves.
"I'm right here sir! Ready and willing and able" Jones exlaims!
Nurse leans over to Jones. "Lead the way Private!"
"LETS GO BOYS!!!"
Jones along with the rest of the Oiler Defence clear the beach and make it to the Canucks bunker. blowing it sky high!
Lieutenant Smith, protecting the Oilers net at the far end of the beach, yells for his comrades to let them all burn!!!!!
He is an ex Flame after all.
Private Jones and the rest of the Oilers clear their end, take the beach and blow the bunkers.
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AFTERMATH
Standing in liberated downtown Vancouver, ruined by rioting Canucks fans after their team lost the beach and had their bunkers blown, the victorious Oiler Defence with Captain Tippett surveys their surroundings, happy to have made it.
The casualties were heavy, the fighting was fierce, however the Oilers remain VICTORIOUS.
PROJECTED LINES
RNH - McDavid - PJ
Kahun - Draisaitl - Honey Badger
Ennis - Khaira - Archibald
P. Russell - Haas - Chiasson
Nurse - Barrie
Russell - Larsson
Jones - Bouchard
Smith and Pray
PROJECTED LINES
Pearson - Horvat - Hoglander
Miller - Pettersson - Boeser
Roussell - Sutter - Gaudette
MacEwan - Beagle - Virtanen
Edler - Schmidt
Hughes - Benn
Juolevi - Myers
Demko
GT MUSIC
Attack Attack - Tokyo Blade
Fearless Prediction
Oilers save Private Jones and defeat the Canucks
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@5 Mins 4 Ftg Feb 25 Oilers vs Canucks
TV/MOVIE THEME BASED CATEGORY
OLD SCHOOL
The last win over the Canucks was the first time
since 1983 that the Edmonton Oilers came back from a 3 goal deficit to beat the Canucks.
The guys looked around said to each other "We're kicking' it Old School! Scoring goals and taking names!"
"Boys, it's time to celebrate our run!"
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They had a day off between games and got the entire gang together. The weather was warm, the breeze was cool, the pizza's were hot, and headed off to campus, read-ee to part-ee!
McDavid said to the boys, "Hey, you know since Smith came back we have been on this incredible heater. We really should name our party the Mike-A-Palooza!"
Draisaitl agreed and the team quickly made up some posters and plastered them all over Vancouver so they could get a big crowd!
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Posters were plastered all over the lower mainland for the Mike A Palooza, advertising music and beer at Rogers Arena for 8 PM Thursday! The boys were gonna burn it down!
But ever the thinker, Leon said to his teammates, "Guys, Neal had Covid and he might have it again! Or symptoms! Or not? We don't really know but we can't have a party without the REAL DEAL JAMES NEAL! I say we get him vaccinated!"
Ryan Nugget Hopkins said "Hey, I am from here, I know a guy that can bootleg us some Pfizer!"
They quickly grabbed Neal and got him a vaccination via a lawn dart to the neck, who was like - "you guys, I am a bit older now, I can miss the party. I have to hit Bed Bath and Beyond, Linens and Things, Winners, you know, family life guys. You go ahead and party without me."
McDavid, the leader of the group piped up. "Hey...James.....we are hitting it out of the park tonight! Perfect time for THE REAL DEAL JAMES NEAL to show up!!!
Neal quietly said, "Well, you know, I'll get this vaccine and maybe show up a bit later, just to say hi and everything. Be social. But no partying ok."
"OK, THE REAL DEAL IS COMING TO THE PARTY!", shouted the players in unison, exhilarated that Neal was joining them!
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The lads left for the party and the crowd was just starting to arrive. They had the jell-o wrestling pit ready to go with some good old orange jello when an NHL Covid Referee showed up, just as Tyler Ennis was stripping into his long johns to give the jello wrestling a go.
The Covid Referee asked if everyone was vaccinated. "Oh yeah for sure, not a problem" (wink wink wink).
The Covid Referee wanted confirmation from Toronto so he got on his phone and made a call to Hockey HQ for a ruling.
Just then, James Neal walked in! Honey Badger shouted out - THE REAL DEAL IS HERE!
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James wandered around and soon found where the boys were shotgunning kegs of team sponsored beers shipped in from Ice District with a note from team owner Mr Katz.
It said "Victory, Once It Hits Your Lips, Its So Good! Enjoy!"
The players said, cmon James! Your the best at this!
James quietly said, "Guys the Real Deal is in the past. I dont do the Real Deal anymore"
The boys started cheering "REAL DEAL, REAL DEAL, REAL DEAL, REAL DEAL..."
James looked around at everyone and said, "OK just one. Just one keg!, lets GOOOOOO!
"He downed that keg in 15 seconds flat and shouted
"VICTORY! ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS ITS SO GOOD!"
REAL DEAL! REAL DEAL! REAL DEAL!
JAMES THE REAL DEAL WAS BACK! VACCINATED AND READY TO GO!
Conner! he yelled. We have won 4 in a row right? And 10 out of 12?!?!
Conner replied, "Thats right Real Deal! We are on a hot streak!"
That was it for the REAL DEAL! He downed another 4 kegs, stripped to wood and exclaimed to the entire party....WERE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!!
The Mike A Palooza was officially Off The Hook!
The REAL DEAL ran out to where the team bus was parked. He saw Jesse getting on the bus as it was getting late and near time to go.
JESSE! WERE STREAKING! WERE STREAKING!
He saw Ken "The Admiral" Holland in his vehicle pulling out - "MR HOLLAND SIR, WERE STREAKING!"
Holland gave an approving Thumbs Up to The REAL DEAL. "Real Deal, I want to keep the streak going! We need to win tonight to continue our streak through Vancouver! Can you do it?"
"YES, YES, WERE ALL DOING IT! WERE ALL GOING STREAKING!"
Connor got the boys together and said "Lets do this! We need to continue the streak!
WHOSE WITH ME ????!!!!!???"
Jesse got off the bus and said "I am, Yup", and the team yelled back in unison! "LETS GO"
And with that, the boys proceeded to continue their streak through Vancouver, led by Connor McDavid and the rest of the team!
"VICTORY! ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS ITS SO GOOD!"
"WE'RE GOING STREAKING"
TONIGHTS LINES
RNH - McDavid - PJ
Kahun - Draisaitl - Honey Badger
Ennis - Khaira - Archibald
McDrai - Haas - Chiasson
Nurse - Barrie
Russell - Larsson
Jones - Bouchard
Bear
Smith and Pray
TONIGHTS LINES
Hoglander - Pettersson - Boeser
Pearson - Horvat - Virtanen
Miller - Sutter - Gaudette
Roussel - Beagle - Hawryluk
Edler - Schmidt
Hughes - Hamonic
Benn - Myers
Demko
GT MUSIC
SCHOOL'S OUT - Alice Cooper
FEARLESS PREDICTION
The Oilers continue the streak. We win.
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@MoreDifferentS May 22
TV/MOVIE THEME BASED CATEGORY
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NDSF Game 3 | "WinniPepe Silvia" | Oilers @ Jets | May 23 2021, 5:30 PM | CBC, SN
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@ConnorMcMullet Jan 20 Oilers vs Leafs
OPEN CATEGORY
Hey HFOil! Leafs fan here... I come in peace!
Just decided to randomly stop by the board and noticed that there was no GDT yet. So I decided to make one!
First of all, I wanted to let you guys know that I wish you guys luck for this game! Even though you're playing my Leafs, I possess such a level of courtesy and selflessness that I hope for the best for the Oilers and their fanbase.
Also: I'm not like the other Leafs fans. Despite my fandom, I recognize the greatness of McDavid and Draisaitl. I would trade Matthews for either one. Your team has a great future with some of the brightest stars in the league and some exciting prospects. I can't wait to watch your team win a few cups over the next decade.
One final thought: It's really disappointing that fans aren't allowed in arenas this year. I had so much fun attending games last year. Here is me watching a Toronto vs Vegas game last season:
Anyway, just wanted to give a few words of encouragement to show you what a reasonable, level-headed, unbiased fan I am
to get all the likes because that's just the kind of person I am.
Good luck to both of our teams tonight! It's a shame we can't both hoist the cup this year.