*VERY* important dating question

[Carolinas Identity*]

after how many times meeting your girlfriend's parents is it socially acceptable to pass gas in front of them?

pls advice

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[Dog]

First time

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

First time

so i just go in and shake her dad's hand and go "hi i am your daughter's boyfriend. nice to meet you" *fart*

that is a bold approach i must admit

 

[Mantis]

Make sure you do not **** yourself tho

 

[crump]

Blame it on the dog.

 

[Dog]

Make sure you do not **** yourself tho

Key to a good fart is to never be afraid to **** yourself

 

[CokenoPepsi]

lady advice thread?

 

[Engebretson]

If you do it right, you'll get her parents to blame each other for your fart. It's all in the execution.

 

[irunthepeg]

Blame it on the dog.

retweet

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Let er' rip

Her parents will be happy that their daughter has found someone with a healthy digestive system.

 

[nofehr]

Blame it on the dog.

Carlinas Identity visits his girlfriend's parents for the first time
He and his girlfriend's father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of Carolina's chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the urge to fart. Unable to hold it in, he attempts to let it out silently, but it comes out audible.
"Rover!" Yells the father.
Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.
"ROVER!" Yells the father again.
Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.
"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE ***** ALL OVER YOU! "

 

[John Price]

No lady advice threads!!!

 

[Satan]

no lady advice threads

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Carlinas Identity visits his girlfriend's parents for the first time
He and his girlfriend's father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of Carolina's chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the urge to fart. Unable to hold it in, he attempts to let it out silently, but it comes out audible.
"Rover!" Yells the father.
Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.
"ROVER!" Yells the father again.
Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.
"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE ***** ALL OVER YOU! "

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Carlinas Identity visits his girlfriend's parents for the first time
He and his girlfriend's father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of Carolina's chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the urge to fart. Unable to hold it in, he attempts to let it out silently, but it comes out audible.
"Rover!" Yells the father.
Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.
"ROVER!" Yells the father again.
Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.
"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE ***** ALL OVER YOU! "

we would be doing this over a glass of fine single malt

so that would earn me some points back i think

 

[Jumptheshark]

after how many times meeting your girlfriend's parents is it socially acceptable to pass gas in front of them?

pls advice

first time and then strip down to your pink thong underware and call your girlfriends mother--Baby and tell her to slip over show ya some love

 

[John Price]

Scared money don't make no money

 

[darko]

First time is fine as long as you don't soil yourself.

 

[darko]

Carlinas Identity visits his girlfriend's parents for the first time
He and his girlfriend's father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of Carolina's chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the urge to fart. Unable to hold it in, he attempts to let it out silently, but it comes out audible.
"Rover!" Yells the father.
Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.
"ROVER!" Yells the father again.
Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.
"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE ***** ALL OVER YOU! "

Poor Rover.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

If you don't do it the first time your a ***** and there parents will never accept you

 

[John Price]

Who here practices yoga.

Been thinking of taking yoga to hit on hot grils. Perhaps I should also go vegan and wear Lululemon sweatpants.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Who here practices yoga.

Been thinking of taking yoga to hit on hot grils. Perhaps I should also go vegan and wear Lululemon sweatpants.

Ehat

 

[darko]

Who here practices yoga.

Been thinking of taking yoga to hit on hot grils. Perhaps I should also go vegan and wear Lululemon sweatpants.

You also need to talk to them dummy. Staring at them scares them off.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Who here practices yoga.

Been thinking of taking yoga to hit on hot grils. Perhaps I should also go vegan and wear Lululemon sweatpants.

Ask TJ.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Who here practices yoga.

Been thinking of taking yoga to hit on hot grils. Perhaps I should also go vegan and wear Lululemon sweatpants.

I do hot yoga twice a week and also, I practice Tummo. It's a type of breathing and meditation that allows you to moderate your inner body temperature. Hence how I can go out in the snow in shorts and tees when it's freezing and not be bothered.