Useless Thread MMIX: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I just don't get it.

They know that's not a real ass they're looking at, yet they're acting like it is.

Do they have any standards at all? Like, what's the lowest fidelity image they would be turned on by?

“JiGgLe PhYSiCs” or something.

It’s cringeworthily hilarious for a a game that supposed to be for ages 17+

You’d think by 17 you’d have railed a chick’s ass. Or at least seen a real one nekkid.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

They're also sniffing their own farts by thinking people give a shit about the storyline.

You're not making cinema, it's a GTA game.

No one wanted to wait 10+ years for another installment, and no one asked you to spend 2 billion dollars on development.

 

[Beliveau]

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I didn't know AOL still existed but in this article ( 12 SportsCenter Anchors Who Defined ESPN ), they posted a picture of a politician instead of the Dan Patrick who worked at ESPN.

 

[End of Line]

I have no words to explain this

 

[End of Line]

 

[Beliveau]

Reddit is horrible. I remember when AD was traded to the LAL for some young players. The LAL forum went negatively nuts. He won a ring his first year there and finished 3rd in MVP, 3rd in Defensive Player of the Year, was 1st Team All-NBA, and 1st Team All-Defense. They're idiots.

 

[John Price]

It is a customized jersey is it not??

Holy f***, stop being obtuse….

Nope

 

[John Price]

So far we’ve seen 2 GTA VI trailers and I still am vastly unimpressed.

Like I said to the Mrs. again earlier, Rockstar’s GTA peak was 3 to San Andreas.

This will just be another microtransaction-fest online within a month of release. Or will have all the good shit hidden behind that GTA+ subscription bullshit.

you'll still be playing you played gta v

and IV wasn't that bad either

 

[John Price]

lirl

You can’t take 2 minutes out of your nonproductive day to watch a trailer???

Fake fan.

I was literally busy

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I was literally busy

Not too busy to make a post about being busy, though

 

[PanthersPens62]

So apparently, a certain someone thinks Ovi is Canadian !

 

[John Price]

mine life

 

[End of Line]

Reddit is horrible. I remember when AD was traded to the LAL for some young players. The LAL forum went negatively nuts. He won a ring his first year there and finished 3rd in MVP, 3rd in Defensive Player of the Year, was 1st Team All-NBA, and 1st Team All-Defense. They're idiots.

Well Tbf the average Reddit user + Lakers fan has an IQ of seven

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Ok so can we now agree that there was nothing dirty about the hit?

Has Tommy-Gunn reached out to Carrier?

 

[John Price]

One more hour until bar time

 

[End of Line]

I bet John Doe is Shadeur himself

 

[John Price]

Ok so can we now agree that there was nothing dirty about the hit?

Has Tommy-Gunn reached out to Carrier?

He actually did and even warned him before the hit

But keep drinking your fake media kool aid.

 

[PanthersPens62]

He actually did and even warned him before the hit

But keep drinking your fake media kool aid.

So in other words it was pre-meditated.....unlike the Bennett hit........gotcha.

 

[John Price]

f*** 58 more minutes to go

 

[Beliveau]

I realize he's just joking but I just noticed @End of Line 's user title.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

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[Deputy McRizzy]

I still have no clue how to properly post a gif on this stupid ass site.

But with that said GFY anyway JP.

 

[John Price]

I still have no clue how to properly post a gif on this stupid ass site.

But with that said GFY anyway JP.

go away

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

go away

Cry more.