Useless thread MMIV: John Price pays for Tinder premium and is still a virgin

[TheGreenTBer]

Love how 95% of HF is blissfully unaware that sports reddits exist

i have never seen a single sports reddit that doesn't totally suck unwiped ass

 

[John Price]

Don’t you do that in this thread?

Speaking of MMC didn’t his mom bang his friend or something along those lines

I also provide context and thoughts

 

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I also provide context and thoughts

Rarely

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 After handling my important errands tomorrow I will head out to opening day. You are aware you can buy the things like the brisket sandwich and carry them up to 418.

 

[John Price]

in celebration of my ability to eat hot / crunchy food again !

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I'm bored

Might do my taxes some more

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 After handling my important errands tomorrow I will head out to opening day. You are aware you can buy the things like the brisket sandwich and carry them up to 418.

I just figured you were too lazy to do that. At least you have Rita's nearby !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What a f***ing Karen

 

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[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“Captain Wiggles” sounds like the gay stripper name @John Price would use

 

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“Captain Wiggles” sounds like the gay stripper name @John Price would use

His relatives made this song

 

[John Price]

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Land of the Free.
Home of the Misbehaved. ​

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Global superstars Jake and Logan Paul are pulling back the curtain for their latest venture: a family reality TV show.
Paul American is now streaming, only on Max. ​

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Both of the Paul brothers can die in a fish grease fire.

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

do images still work?

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Global superstars Jake and Logan Paul are pulling back the curtain for their latest venture: a family reality TV show.
Paul American is now streaming, only on Max. ​

They can eat shit and die.

How long until my Android TV is showing me their obnoxious f***ing faces just like that shithead Mr Beast

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!

Hood morning my smile filled friend

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Both of the Paul brothers can die in a fish grease fire.

But then we might have to hear them.

Dying from smoke inhalation seems more appropriate.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

still haven't seen Billy Madison ever

I did see happy Gilmore though