Useless thread MMIV: John Price pays for Tinder premium and is still a virgin

[John Price]

Very busy. Got some big stuff going on.

 

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[John Price]

Dear Nationals Fan,

Today’s scheduled 1:05 game between the Washington Nationals and Baltimore Orioles is currently in a delay due to inclement weather.

We are monitoring the situation and will provide updates as more information becomes available. If you are currently in the ballpark, announcements will be made via the scoreboard and PA systems.

Thank you for your patience and go Nats!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Dear Nationals Fan,

Today’s scheduled 1:05 game between the Washington Nationals and Baltimore Orioles is currently in a delay due to inclement weather.

We are monitoring the situation and will provide updates as more information becomes available. If you are currently in the ballpark, announcements will be made via the scoreboard and PA systems.

Thank you for your patience and go Nats!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

me pulling up to KFC to get a chicken pot pie after the cold food diet ends today

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Now you're on the steaming pile of shit diet?

 

[John Price]

Now you're on the steaming pile of shit diet?

eh probably going to drive a bit further to bojangles

i need that fried fish bojangler

 

[John Price]

it is nuts how we only have like 2 bojangles here and they are in winchester which is very far away and this area here

 

[John Price]

People shitting on Raising Canes on another board

It's not that bad if you use the sauce

 

[John Price]

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[Sega Dreamcast]

eh probably going to drive a bit further to bojangles

i need that fried fish bojangler

Last time I had Bojangles I did not feel good the next day.

I would definitely not be getting the fish from there, lirl

 

[John Price]

As mentioned before IDC it's lenten season

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

As mentioned before IDC it's lenten season

Who cares

 

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As mentioned before IDC it's lenten season

I thought you practiced Taoism

 

[John Price]

have to go longer on the cold food diet untill tomorrow

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I thought you practiced Taoism

He's a Panda Expressionist

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Last time I had Bojangles I did not feel good the next day.

I would definitely not be getting the fish from there, lirl

i once got stuck in charlotte airport for 4 or 5 hours and went to both bojangles in the airport

turned out one was decent and the other was shit

 

[John Price]

It doesn't matter anyway I can't eat hot food today

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

World No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka Faces Defending Champion Danielle Collins In Miami Today At 1:00pm EST

 

[John Price]

heading out to bojangles anyway, I can eat the sandwich cold

I'm on the next
level
저 너머의 문을 열어

 

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[Mrfenn92]

I didn't know @Mrfenn92 liked American Dad too

There are dozens of us

Love the show

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Take the dogs with me to take the trash to the dumpster, the smaller dog freaks out, backs out of her harness, and runs off.

I'm panicking, trying to chase her, and call the wife. Turns out she ran back to the apartment and was just standing outside the door like nothing was wrong.

God damn, that was stressful

 

[John Price]

I had to get the BoBerry Cobbler