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[John Price]

HFDark mode is back !

 

[John Price]

Browns sued by Cleveland over proposed move

The city of Cleveland has filed a lawsuit to stop the Browns from leaving their lakefront stadium and building a domed stadium in suburban Brook Park.

www.espn.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Commies with an outdoor practice... to prepare for an indoor game.

 

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[GIADF]

Hey nerds I need a nicer keyboard/mouse for PC. Budget isn't really an issue. What should I be looking at getting?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Also, the plushie stories are very entertaining.......daytime Emmy worthy writing ! I vote to keep them.

I vote to keep em’ too!!

 

[GIADF]

I am very rich.

Rich with high cholesterol.

Ban John Price

FIFY

 

[John Price]

watching Scooby doo at Wegmans

 

[GIADF]

watching Scooby doo at Wegmans

Here is where I'd ordinarily say something like don't you have anything better to do.... Just gonna leave it at that.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hey nerds I need a nicer keyboard/mouse for PC. Budget isn't really an issue. What should I be looking at getting?

Logitech makes good shit. Get an MX Master mouse.

 

[GIADF]

Logitech makes good shit. Get an MX Master mouse.

Noted. Think I'm gonna get the MX keyboard too.

I get a $500 yearly WFH stipend which just re-upped and did monitors last year.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Logitech are indeed good.

 

[SoupNazi]

watching Scooby doo at Wegmans

Are you six years old?

 

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Are you six years old?

Yes, yes he is

 

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@John Price seen arriving to Old Navy

 

[SoupNazi]

@John Price seen arriving to Old Navy

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Too thin to be JP.

 

[SoupNazi]

Plushie Paradise: Pyongyang Edition

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Chapter 1: Building the Dream​

Against all odds—and a mountain of bureaucratic hurdles—Juan and Sandy managed to turn their absurd dream into reality. Plushie Paradise: Pyongyang Edition rose in the heart of the North Korean capital, a garish beacon of pastel colors, oversized stuffed animals, and questionable architectural choices.

The resort was massive, sprawling across acres with attractions that ranged from a plushie Ferris wheel to a plushie water park. The highlight was a luxury hotel shaped like a teddy bear lying on its back, complete with room windows in the eyes and nose.

“It’s whimsy incarnate!” Sandy declared during a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the giant plushie-shaped casino.

Juan nodded solemnly, holding his favorite sailor otter plushie. “The plushies would be proud.”

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Chapter 2: A Unique Staff​

Staffing the resort proved to be another challenge. North Korea didn’t have an abundance of plushie enthusiasts, so Juan and Sandy improvised. They trained locals to act as “Plushie Ambassadors,” donning costumes to represent various characters.

Unfortunately, the costumes were poorly made, and many looked less like cute plushies and more like abstract nightmares. Sandy waved off my concerns. “It’s avant-garde!” she insisted.

Juan took a more direct approach. “The kids will love it. If they don’t, we’ll just... make them.”

I wasn’t sure if he was joking.

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Chapter 3: The Attractions​

The resort’s attractions were as bizarre as its creators. The plushie roller coaster was shaped like a snake and designed to slither through giant plushie trees. The water park featured a lazy river where guests floated on plushie-shaped rafts.

The pièce de résistance was the plushie karaoke bar, where guests could sing inside plushie-shaped booths. Juan insisted on testing it out himself, belting out an off-key rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” while hugging his otter plushie.

“It’s a masterpiece!” Sandy declared, wiping away a tear.

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Chapter 4: The Grand Opening Approaches​

As the grand opening loomed, the energy around the resort reached a fever pitch. Sandy had orchestrated a lavish ceremony, complete with fireworks, a parade of plushie costumes, and a guest list that reportedly included Kim Jong Un himself.

Juan, meanwhile, was busy perfecting his opening speech. “I’m going to make the plushies proud,” he said, pacing the lobby of the teddy bear hotel. “This is their moment.”

Sandy beamed. “Juan, darling, you’re a visionary. The world isn’t ready for what we’ve created.”

I stood off to the side, watching the chaos unfold. Despite my better judgment, I couldn’t help but feel a grudging admiration for their relentless pursuit of this ridiculous dream.

The stage was set. Plushie Paradise: Pyongyang Edition was about to open its doors to the world.

To be continued...

 

[John Price]

 

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Too thin to be JP.

 

[John Price]

Jump adds first pro client with NC Courage

NC Courage will become Jump’s first pro sports client, with the company handling primary ticketing and other e-commerce aspects.

www.sportsbusinessjournal.com