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[John Price]

Checked the Dolphins schedule and probably going to go to the Tuanon chapter like 2 times this season

No point going if it's not a night time game

and I'm not going there for the Bills game on Thursday night Week 2

 

[John Price]

Me at the Dolphins bar wearing my Mike McDaniel Taylor Swift tee-shirt while talking to nobody and brushing off any cougars that want to hit on me. Did you know someone actually tried to do that? I just came back from the Washington football game I was just eating dinner and someone tried to rizz me up, moderately cute too and she was like "What team are you a fan of" and I said "Washington, I just came from the game now" and she was like k

Sadly being a Commanders fan here is a big killjoy and dealbreaker

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I just came back from the Washington football game I was just eating dinner and someone tried to rizz me up, moderately cute too and she was like "What team are you a fan of" and I said "Washington, I just came from the game now" and she was like k

What, you just sat there and said nothing else?



It's as easy as just asking her what team she's a fan of.

 

[John Price]

I was shocked when someone said they were going to go to baseball games next season because I was under the impression I was the only person on HFBoards who actually goes to games

If you see anyone else in the GDT they most talk from behind keyboards at their homes

What, you just sat there and said nothing else? It's as easy as just asking her what team she's a fan of.

I was eating dinner and I had a long day. Think they beat the Packers too so I just stopped at the bar after like a 2 ride train ride home. This was the Dolphins Steelers night game too I stayed for one half.

I told you I don't have rizz or social skills

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Women like talking, so just keep asking questions and pretend like you're listening.

 

[John Price]

Women like talking, so just keep asking questions and pretend like you're listening.

there's a good chris rock bit on this

"how was your day"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We gotta start small here, so here's an introductory course of dating advice:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Back to looking at Paige Spirinac pictures

 

[John Price]

only weeb stuff I have !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

There's actually some subreddit that analyzed the dating advice in the RLM video.

They realize it's jokes and not actual advice, right? It's funny because it's taking the piss by either giving bad advice or stating very obvious things.

 

[John Price]

Why do I need an iron you say

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why do I need an iron you say

Are you serious, it's a f***ing t-shirt

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I only wear slacks and button-ups to work and I don't even own an ironing board.

Meanwhile, Giorgio Armani over here is ironing his t-shirts.

 

[John Price]

Are you serious, it's a f***ing t-shirt

It's wrinkled !!

 

[PanthersPens62]

At least he was ironing his own clothes because I was seriously worried that he was ironing the plushies' outfits !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Holy shit, look at the size of that TV

 

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Why do I need an iron you say

 

[John Price]

Didn't see a TV in that photo

 

[John Price]

 

[Neil Racki]

I told you I don't have rizz or social skills

Just get hammer time drunk and wake up with a fat chick ... it one of lifes great privileges of being single

 

[John Price]

We gotta start small here, so here's an introductory course of dating advice:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

Women like talking, so just keep asking questions and pretend like you're listening.

 

[Neil Racki]

I only wear slacks and button-ups to work and I don't even own an ironing board.

Meanwhile, Giorgio Armani over here is ironing his t-shirts.

Im going iron board maybe as early as this weekend.

f*** dry cleaners with their 2.99 per shirt prices now

Just got to get a good set up in my basement, get a routine down. Dry on low heat then iron and hang up right away.

 

[John Price]