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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

might bet on some football

Don’t come to us whining when you lose.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood morning and happy Satur-yay to my friend, the wonderfully wise @PanthersPens62

Hood Morning & Happy Satur-Yay to my Olympic Break-Dancing hating friend ! I can't believe ANYONE would bet on pre-season football. No regulars play & the game plans are vanilla as hell. Of course, this IS Mr. Price we are talking about. I also wonder if he ate that "apple pie eggroll" with a spoon !

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood Morning & Happy Satur-Yay to my Olympic Break-Dancing hating friend ! I can't believe ANYONE would bet on pre-season football. No regulars play & the game plans are vanilla as hell. Of course, this IS Mr. Price we are talking about. I also wonder if he ate that "apple pie eggroll" with a spoon !

Nah. He probably scarfed it down in 2 chomps.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"99% of ads annoy me, however this is undeniably genius marketing. Well done Samsung, one of only 3 comments ive ever made on an advertisement. Not only is this feature attention grabbing and fancy, it is extremely practical."

No, this is part of the 99%

It's a niche feature that you probably wouldn't use in real life because it doesn't work that smoothly. They say something and it doesn't translate because you don't have a good signal.

Either way, you would look like an asshole.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I like the idea of the folding phones, but the tech and killer app aren't there yet. You're paying extra for a phone that will imminently break.

Samsung has one that looks like a normal smartphone, but unfolds to reveal a tablet-like screen. That's cool, but we already know tablets suck for most things that aren't consuming media.

And since the tech isn't good enough, you'll have a big crease down the middle of the movie you're watching.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Which Marvel movie that felt super rewatchable?"

Anyone answering Thor Ragnarok can just f*** off, assuming they have barely enough brain power to read.

That movie is mediocre as f***, and you will not convince me otherwise because I have working eyes and ears.

Incredibly overrated is an understatement. It absolutely does not hold up.

Every scene gets derailed because, holy f***, stop making jokes when 1 in 10 are only mildly funny. Any parts that actually manage to be watchable are undone by the sea of shit surrounding them.

And yet everyone hates Love and Thunder when it's the direct result of a mediocre piece of trash making a billion dollars.

 

[John Price]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1728165974279356592

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Thor Ragnorak is pretty much constantly playing somewhere in my house at all times"

Just imagine this person's sense of humor.

 

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"Thor Ragnorak is pretty much constantly playing somewhere in my house at all times"

Just imagine this person's sense of humor.

It’s probably a grown man who’s house is littered with stuffed animals

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It’s probably a grown man who’s house is littered with stuffed animals

Sounds like someone we know….

 

[John Price]

new harry potter bears at build a bear!!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Warm Satur-yay wishes to ze legend @PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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WUSS!!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@End of Line

 

[John Price]

It's like a big black hole in my heart
I'm trapped in the nightmare

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

"Why do you have plushies you're a grown man."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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There's a guy at work that has a My Little Pony keychain on his backpack.

To no one's surprise, he's a total weirdo