GDT: Unsolved Mysteries ep.3 (1.25)

[Stickpucker]

In tonight's episode we need your help to figure out where this man gets his unnatural strength and if he, indeed, is sasquatch.

Viewers be warned the content in this episode may shock you and is not suitable for younger viewers.

Jordan "Gronk" Staal was born in Thunder Bay in the year 1988. From a young age it was obvious he was unnaturally strong. His father was quoted as saying he was the best damn sod farmer he'd seen in all of Thunder Bay.

When Jordan was a young boy he once saved his whole family from a bear when they were on one of their many "nature retreats" when the big city became too much for them.. The family caught all of this on camera.

Linda Staal is quoted during a mom's trip as asking, "I often wondered if Jordan just went through puberty at a young age."

Henry, Jordan's father, pictured below said that Jordan always looked and behaved normal to him...

Many who know Staal say he could not possibly be sasquatch for 2 reasons.

1) Sasquatch is a brute and Jordan was famous for his ability to handle the sax. Here is some family video of him practicing.

2) Jordan likes to dance and a beast like that would be far too uncivilized to be a refined dancer like Jordan.

We reached out to Jordan Staal for comment and this is all he would say about our questions...

So viewers...we reach out to you....could this man possibly be sasquatch??

PS we know what the people of Pittsburg's opinion on this matter is....they always held up these signs for Jordo:

If you have any information that can help our case please call 1-800-Don-Wads.

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[Tryamw]

I R Sacred...

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

2+2+2+0+1+2+0+2+2+2+2+0+0+2+0+2+1+1+1+0+1+2+2+2+2+1+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+0+0+1+0+2+2+1+2+2+2=68

Win pls.

Thx in advance.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

 

[MinJaBen]

 

[Svechhammer]

No Patches, no Slavo, no Kooch.....

Should be fun

 

[Stickpucker]

Some additional family footage that did not make the episode as the Staal family said they found it "unflattering" and "too personal". This is footage of the Staal's childhood

Linda camping:

Jared enjoying nature:

Henry at work before retiring to become a sod farmer:

Marc playing:

We reached out to Eric Staal for comment and this is all he would say:

 

[VibesAlive]

And all along I was thinking this was Sasquatch,,,,

 

[MinJaBen]

No Patches, no Slavo, no Kooch.....

Should be fun

 

[Svechhammer]

If anyone is looking for a few mins of fun, there are some Montreal trolls looking to start shit up in an Aho thread on the trade forum. They really don't like being asked to stay on topic.

 

[Stickpucker]

And all along I was thinking this was Sasquatch,,,,

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Could they be related

 

[the halleJOKEL]

5-1 L

 

[Navin R Slavin]

This is so stupid.

We all know that Marek Malik was Sasquatch.

 

[HisIceness]

This is where we're playing tonight

 

[MinJaBen]

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This is where we're playing tonight

They didn't let the ice melt again, did they?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

beat they ass

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

If anyone is looking for a few mins of fun, there are some Montreal trolls looking to start shit up in an Aho thread on the trade forum. They really don't like being asked to stay on topic.

The fish that chases every shiny lure gets hooked more often than not.

The troll because they get bites. They'll stop trolling when people stop biting.

 

[Unsustainable]

Win game

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

If anyone is looking for a few mins of fun, there are some Montreal trolls looking to start shit up in an Aho thread on the trade forum. They really don't like being asked to stay on topic.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Dallas is good. Would be an opportune time to beat that ass.

 

[Tryamw]

We are getting reverse retirod again...

 

[MisterDobz]

Canes opponents will be seeing stars tonight…

 

[zman77]

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Incoming Kotkaniemi should play pickle ball instead of Hockey comments from other fans

 

[zman77]