GDT: TRADE DEADLINE - Pittsburgh Penguins Only

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At least he didn't sign Jankowski and ERod but with this trade, he will surely sink this team! SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

KIRK

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Live look in at Ron Hextall in the Pens trade war room . . .

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Do you think Hextall prefers PF Changs or Panda Express?

In the ultimate full circle fantasy, Hextall orders Panda Express because he knows he gonna be up all night working the phones. He orders on Grubhub. The delivery guy shows up but doesn't leave right away. Surprised, two other guys look into Hextall's office to find him chatting with the delivery guy. It's hard to make out what they are saying but the summary is "Okay, JR made too many trades and signed two guys for league min and ruined the team. I don't want to ruin the team...so exactly...PRECISELY...how many trades am I allowed to make to make you happy and not wreck the team? We are down to the wire here". The delivery guy freezes. He turns around a tremble can be seen on his lip and a tear beginning for form. He sprints out of the room unable to control his increasing emotions. Hextall looks stunned and annoyed. He shakes his head and gets back on the phones as he opens his bag of food. The two guys watching look at each other. "Who the f*** what that?" one asks. "No clue. Looked like a Panda Express delivery driver?" "what was his name?" "I don't know, I saw his name tag but I all I could make out was
'Pens Y' or 'Pens K'. Something like that."

My theory is, he didn't like JR because JR preferred PF Changs over Panda Express.
 
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Big Friggin Dummy

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I'll keep harping on the mix of that 2nd line (especially since McCann has been unreal at center) until something falls into place or doesn't. If anything at forward is the potential weak point, it'll be 2LW imo.

I think we should make a push to find that guy tomorrow. No idea how or who to target outside of the default boom/bust guy in Bennett, but yeah.
 

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Carter supposedly is still pretty fast, but ill take that with a grain of salt until I see ot on this team... Western conference fans often mistake “not a pylon” for fast....

if he still has speed he won’t be a bad add
 

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AuroraBorealis

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This blog: TRADE ALERT: LA Kings Send Jeff Carter to the Pittsburgh Penguins
I thought I saw it somewhere else too, but can’t find it now
"In Pittsburgh, Hextall and team president Brian Burke are said to now be focusing their interests on Anaheim’s Ryan Getzlaf. Allegedly, Burke, who was the Ducks GM when they won the 2007 Stanley Cup, is waiting to see if his former center will waive his No Movement Clause to come to the Penguins. Even if the 35-year-old center agrees to play for the Penguins over the final month of the season and through the playoffs, he’s on an expiring contract and could return to Anaheim in just a few months."

OK. Cheers. Now I got a reason to watch the deadline tomorrow.
 

madinsomniac

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Meh unless Malkin is done for the season i will not like a Getzlaf trade at all... I feel like he will cost something significant and while he can Pk, he is absolutely a pass first playmaker and frankly we need more finishing than more pretty passes
 
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