Top 10 Things Overheard at the L.A. Kings Trip to the White House

[Zad]

Long day and I figured I would spend a few minutes to write something funny and share it with you animals. Since I couldn't come up with anything, I wrote this instead. Don't get used to this ****. I am not here and my pants and jacket stay on.

Obama: “Hello, I am Barack Obama.â€
Carter: “Where is the beer?â€
Obama: “You must be Jeff Carter.â€

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Obama: “Hello, I am Barack Obama.â€
Richards: “Have you seen Jeff Carter?â€
Obama: “You must be Mike Richards.â€

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[Captain Mittens*]

Genius

 

[Pucknut50]

Obama: Hello I am Barack Obama
Penner: When do we eat?
Obama: You must be Dustin Penner.

Obama: Hello I am Barack Obama
Stoll: I just met your lovely wife.
Obama: You must be Jarret Stoll.

 

[King'sPawn]

"Hello I am Barack Obama"
"Do you have anything I can do around here? I'm bored."
"You must be Brad Richardson"

 

[DocWest]

Obama: “Hello, I am Barack Obama.â€
Stoll: “Herp Derp!â€

*Boards the nearest White House Aide*

Obama: “You must be Jarret Stoll.â€

 

[MollerManor]

Obama: "Hello, I am Barack Obama."

Lombardi: "Mr. President, I just wanted to briefly say I greatly appreciate your time with us and the team today and I just want to say like other past great teams, like the New York Yankees, I hope we can fill the shoes of past champions. We have a great veteran presence and I feel with a 5-6 year plan we can grow stronger and produce greater playmakers that will develop into smart hockey players that can contribute for years to come, and, like some of your policies, even when you are on the greens or relaxing at home, you still think about how you can make this country better because I know as I am talking to you right now I am trying to figure out which player, be it Iginla or Reigner, or whomever, will be the best mold for this team because although we are in informal talks...."

Obama: "um..... what?"

 

[Dooney]

Long day and I figured I would spend a few minutes to write something funny and share it with you animals. Since I couldn't come up with anything, I wrote this instead. Don't get used to this ****. I am not here and my pants and jacket stay on.



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I get your emails and this one had me rolling on the floor Muy Daz! I had to forward it to my son.