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Gang Gang
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Pharrell Williams
watch me whip and nae nae
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MrShiftbyShiftGuy
Bee Sheriff
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Pharrell Williams
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Bee Sheriff
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Pharrell Williams
watch me whip and nae nae
Yarborough
This is not a robbery, I swear!
Bubba Thudd
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PositiveCashFlow
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide... is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will steal the toilet?
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy on the streets?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries?
If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and a stitch in time saves nine, would surgery cost less if only healthy organs were removed?
Why does bottled water have an expiry date?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do feminist book stores not have a humor section?
Who coined the phrase: 'To coin a phrase'?
How come only fat people drink diet cola?
If you live in China, where's the Far East?
Is it possible to rub someone the right way?
If books get dog-ears, do dogs get book-ears?
Why is Blue Nun a white wine?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a ********?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is it called a running back when he runs forward?
What do you call a male ladybug?
If you strangle a smurf what color does it turn?
If god sneezes what do you tell him?
How do the buttons on your phone light up when it isn't plugged in?
People who can't see are blind and people who can't hear are deaf what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in the glass bottles?
Why is it called a T.V. set when there's only one?
If it's 0 degrees today and they say it will be twice as cold tommorow, how cold is that?
If IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, why do you only see it in North America
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Can a guy named nick have a "nick"name?
Why is it called alchoholics anonymous when the first thing you say is your name?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
If a person owns a piece of land does he own it all the way to the core of the earth?
Why do they say an alarm clock is going OFF when it's really turning on?
Does the Prime Minister pay taxes?
If you wore a teflon suit, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
If jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares then why is there a song about him?
And if nobody cares why does he keep doing it?
Do they have the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is it called a drive thruogh if you have to stop?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
Does a postman deliver him own mail?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Why is it that you ship cargo in a ship but, you have a shipment transported by car?
Why are boxing rings square?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
Why do we scrub down and wash up?
What is the opposite of opposite?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
Which came first the color orange or the fruit?
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out his nose?
Can a virus get sick?
If everything sticks to crazy glue then why doesn't it stick to the bottle?
Why do they call it your bottom when it is really in the middle of your body?
Why is the name for fear of long words, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is it that chicken's are "poultry", while chicken eggs are considered "dairy"?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to buy their medicine while, healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front?
Don't you find it disterbing that docters call your treating their "practice"?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns your toast to a horrible crisp, that no human in his right mind would eat?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professer on Gilligans Island make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is it that people piont to their wrist when they want to know the time, but they don't piont to their crotch to ask where the bathroom is?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, then why practice?
Is the opposite of "Out of whack", "In whack?
What do you call male ballerina's?
Who coined the phrase "coin the phrase"?
Why would superman want to "leap a building in a single bound" is he can fly?
Who did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
If a man was alone in a woods, and he said something, would he still be wrong?
Who was the first person to go, "I'll just squeeze these dangly things on this cow and drink what comes out"?
If you ate your own tonque, what would it taste like?
If you tryed to fail and succeded, what did you just do?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there is an exception to every rule, what is the exception to that rule?
Why is it that Trix are only for kids?
Why is it called getting your dog "fixed",when afterwords it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had so much money for all that Acme Crap, then why didn't he just buy dinner?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions when you couldn't possibaly know the answer?
What if the hokey-pokey is all it's about?
Where in the nursery ryme does it say Humpty-Dumpty is an egg?
Why are they called strawberries when they have no straw in them
Why is it called an eggplant when theres no egg in them?
Why do they starilize needles for Lethal Injections?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
If the Flinstone where B.C.(before christ)then why do they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstone Christmas?
Why don't Pirahna eat each other?
Why don't fish get cramnps when they,eat then swim?
Can a fish choke on a fish bone?
If chimps are so smart why don't we replace our government with them?(oops too late!)
If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
What size is a penguins tux?
How do they get the deer to cross the road at the yellow signs?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a woods, does he make a sound
How can you tell a clam is happy?
If a mute person swears, does his mom make him wash his hands with soap?
If Fed-Ex and UPS where to merge, would they be called Fed-UP?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what humanitarians eat?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is there a DR. Salt?
If a man is alone in the woods,and he says something,is he still rong?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
How can somebody be dirt poor,while another be filthy rich?
Why do black olives come in cans yet green olives come in jars?
Did noah keep the bees in an archive?
If your in hell,and your mad at someone,where do you tell them to go?
If there was a signmakers strike,would anything be written on the sign?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone,is he charged with battery?
If your plan is to hae no plan,do you have a plan?
If anythings possible,is it possible that nothings possible?
What do mermaids eat?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when real duckies aren't?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?
Do siamese twins pay for 1 or 2 tickets when going to the movies?
Isn't it scary that the word 'therapist" is "the" and "rapist" put together?
If you had X-ray vision and closed your eyes,would you still see?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when they're not crackers,they're cookies?
Have Ex-cowboys become deranged?
Have Ex-drycleaners become depressed?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide... is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will steal the toilet?
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy on the streets?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why are there D batteries, C batteries, AAA batteries, AA batteries, but no B or single A batteries?
If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and a stitch in time saves nine, would surgery cost less if only healthy organs were removed?
Why does bottled water have an expiry date?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do feminist book stores not have a humor section?
Who coined the phrase: 'To coin a phrase'?
How come only fat people drink diet cola?
If you live in China, where's the Far East?
Is it possible to rub someone the right way?
If books get dog-ears, do dogs get book-ears?
Why is Blue Nun a white wine?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a ********?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is it called a running back when he runs forward?
What do you call a male ladybug?
If you strangle a smurf what color does it turn?
If god sneezes what do you tell him?
How do the buttons on your phone light up when it isn't plugged in?
People who can't see are blind and people who can't hear are deaf what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in the glass bottles?
Why is it called a T.V. set when there's only one?
If it's 0 degrees today and they say it will be twice as cold tommorow, how cold is that?
If IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, why do you only see it in North America
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Can a guy named nick have a "nick"name?
Why is it called alchoholics anonymous when the first thing you say is your name?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
If a person owns a piece of land does he own it all the way to the core of the earth?
Why do they say an alarm clock is going OFF when it's really turning on?
Does the Prime Minister pay taxes?
If you wore a teflon suit, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
If jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares then why is there a song about him?
And if nobody cares why does he keep doing it?
Do they have the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is it called a drive thruogh if you have to stop?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
Does a postman deliver him own mail?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Why is it that you ship cargo in a ship but, you have a shipment transported by car?
Why are boxing rings square?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
Why do we scrub down and wash up?
What is the opposite of opposite?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
Which came first the color orange or the fruit?
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out his nose?
Can a virus get sick?
If everything sticks to crazy glue then why doesn't it stick to the bottle?
Why do they call it your bottom when it is really in the middle of your body?
Why is the name for fear of long words, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is it that chicken's are "poultry", while chicken eggs are considered "dairy"?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to buy their medicine while, healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front?
Don't you find it disterbing that docters call your treating their "practice"?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns your toast to a horrible crisp, that no human in his right mind would eat?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professer on Gilligans Island make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is it that people piont to their wrist when they want to know the time, but they don't piont to their crotch to ask where the bathroom is?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, then why practice?
Is the opposite of "Out of whack", "In whack?
What do you call male ballerina's?
Who coined the phrase "coin the phrase"?
Why would superman want to "leap a building in a single bound" is he can fly?
Who did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
If a man was alone in a woods, and he said something, would he still be wrong?
Who was the first person to go, "I'll just squeeze these dangly things on this cow and drink what comes out"?
If you ate your own tonque, what would it taste like?
If you tryed to fail and succeded, what did you just do?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there is an exception to every rule, what is the exception to that rule?
Why is it that Trix are only for kids?
Why is it called getting your dog "fixed",when afterwords it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had so much money for all that Acme Crap, then why didn't he just buy dinner?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions when you couldn't possibaly know the answer?
What if the hokey-pokey is all it's about?
Where in the nursery ryme does it say Humpty-Dumpty is an egg?
Why are they called strawberries when they have no straw in them
Why is it called an eggplant when theres no egg in them?
Why do they starilize needles for Lethal Injections?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
If the Flinstone where B.C.(before christ)then why do they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstone Christmas?
Why don't Pirahna eat each other?
Why don't fish get cramnps when they,eat then swim?
Can a fish choke on a fish bone?
If chimps are so smart why don't we replace our government with them?(oops too late!)
If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
What size is a penguins tux?
How do they get the deer to cross the road at the yellow signs?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a woods, does he make a sound
How can you tell a clam is happy?
If a mute person swears, does his mom make him wash his hands with soap?
If Fed-Ex and UPS where to merge, would they be called Fed-UP?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what humanitarians eat?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is there a DR. Salt?
If a man is alone in the woods,and he says something,is he still rong?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
How can somebody be dirt poor,while another be filthy rich?
Why do black olives come in cans yet green olives come in jars?
Did noah keep the bees in an archive?
If your in hell,and your mad at someone,where do you tell them to go?
If there was a signmakers strike,would anything be written on the sign?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone,is he charged with battery?
If your plan is to hae no plan,do you have a plan?
If anythings possible,is it possible that nothings possible?
What do mermaids eat?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when real duckies aren't?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?
Do siamese twins pay for 1 or 2 tickets when going to the movies?
Isn't it scary that the word 'therapist" is "the" and "rapist" put together?
If you had X-ray vision and closed your eyes,would you still see?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when they're not crackers,they're cookies?
Have Ex-cowboys become deranged?
Have Ex-drycleaners become depressed?
Bubba Thudd
is getting banned
Bubba Thudd
is getting banned
PositiveCashFlow
the construction could be better
- Jul 10, 2007
- 6,281
- 3,652
