OT: This year's "Tank Nation" motto

[saint2e]

I'm amazed that the season hasn't even started, and there's already discussion of tanking to get a better pick.

With tongue firmly in cheek, here are the mottos we should have for "Tank Nation" enthusiasts, in lieu of last years' unanimous "Fail for Nail":

- Not winnin' for MacKinnon
- Gettin' owned for Jones
- Season in the can for Monahan
- Endure the booin' for Drouin
- Play like "Blunters" for Hunter (Shinkaruk)

The last one's a bit of a stretch, but what you've guys got?

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[DD03]

Slack for Mack?

 

[Lebanese Leaf]

Trippin for Mackinnon

 

[Cor]

Play like cones for Jones

 

[TML g u n n e R s*]

throw for jones.

or how about

make the playoffs?

 

[Grant]

Make the playoffs or get ready for some layoffs.

 

[Hero]

I'm anti-tank

But Quit winnin for Mackinnon sounds better

 

[ConnorTO]

make the playoffs... or die trying

 

[Stephen]

Pwned for Jones?

Losin' for Drouin?

Slack for Mack?

 

[Leaf Rocket]

Pwned for Jones?

Losin' for Drouin?

Slack for Mack?

I like the last but the first two lol.

 

[Fogelhund]

Slackinoff for Barkov.

 

[TheNuge]

I like play like cones for jones lmao, although leafs draft jones is a bold move considering they need a 1c badly...

So stop winnin for mackinnon

 

[TheNuge]

Play like bogus - fire nonis?

 

[Mess]

Lottery spinning for Mackinnon.

 

[Morbo]

I don't know, "Spirit is Everything" has been a pretty good tank motto.

 

[namttebih]

Slackinoff for Barkov.

Lol. I was thinking; don't take park off let's get Barkov

 

[Kyle Doobas*]

Tailspinnin for MacKinnon

 

[TheGroceryStick]

Bettman will make you great,
Pull your ball and you draft Nate.

 

[Rare Jewel]

**** off for Barkov

 

[Drew311]

Wait for Nate.

 

[kamosko]

Throwing it in for Mackinnon

 

[Jeffler]

Not huge on the idea of bottoming out this year, but if you must, Tailspinnin' For MacKinnon is the only correct answer here

 

[Kyle Doobas*]

Play like you have down syndrome for Lindholm

 

[TheDoubleDion87]

There's no failure if you never try in the first place. **** yeah!

 

[King Mapes]

The rest will hate, when we draft Nate