"hey brian, thanks for coming in. We're really excited to work with you"
"Sure thing Kevyn. I've got some ideas for players who can help us. Lets get the pro scouts together to get them working up these guys"
"Sure, let me call our guy"
"What do you mean guy? You only have one pro scout"
"Well, we had two, but only half the teams are playing now, so the other is off for the summer"
"what the f***ing hell is going on here. That's f***ing dumb kevyn. Hire more pro scouts"
"I'll talk to Terry"
"You have to talk to the owner to hire a f***ing scout?"
"Well...i mean, I don't HAVE to, but he appreciates it if I do"
"Fine. Whatever. Lets talk new assistants. You guys really need to fix up the special team and need a new guy to help your defense. I know some guys"
"Well, we like what we have, and they are all under contract until next year. Terry doesn't like paying coaches who aren't here"
"They are assistants. They make pennies on the dollar. Your special teams and defensive play was absolute dog shit, do you want to make the playoffs"
"Let me ask Terry"
"What the hell am I doing here?"