Injury Report: The Official Bryan Rust is Mid Thread

[Andy99]

Malkin is also an OG Penguin but… not mid.

He’s not a North American and has no connections to Boston…how dare you praise him!….

 

[Mr. T]

Live look in at Josh Yohe

 

[Khelandros]

"first, I was looking pass. Then their (defenseman) took the pass the entire way, and because I am Bryan Rust and not an actual skill player that could make a pass like that, I was like, "All right, I guess I'll just waffle this at the net and hope for the best," Bryan Rust said with a laugh while sipping on a Rusty Shake.

Still mid

 

[Buddy Bizarre]

How you like him now?

How much do you like Recency Bias?

 

[Icarium]

Just when you think Yohe couldn't be any more of a joke he posts tweets like that.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Rust is a very dumb person’s idea of a smart player.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

You ever worked with someone who isn't a BAD guy or really even THAT bad at his job but he gets all the plum assignments, is supported by the best staff available and management goes to bat for him (and even blames other people) even when he blatantly hamfists just about every project he's on for weeks at a time before finally putting some effort in and everyone in the office is like "Boy he's just a regular DYNAMO of industry! I just don't know what we'd do without him!" and it makes you feel like you are going insane?

That's Bryan Rust

 

[HandshakeLine]

"first, I was looking pass. Then their (defenseman) took the pass the entire way, and because I am Bryan Rust and not an actual skill player that could make a pass like that, I was like, "All right, I guess I'll just waffle this at the net and hope for the best," Bryan Rust said with a laugh while sipping on a Rusty Shake.

Still mid

We need more players who just shoot blindly on net instead of making creative plays, tbh.

You ever worked with someone who isn't a BAD guy or really even THAT bad at his job but he gets all the plum assignments, is supported by the best staff available and management goes to bat for him even when he blatantly hamfists just about every project he's on for weeks at a time before finally putting some effort in and everyone in the office is like "Boy he's just a regular DYNAMO of industry! I just don't know what we'd do without him!" and it makes you feel like you are going insane?

That's Bryan Rust

lol you can tell who are THAT guy at their own workplaces by how loud they defend this goober.

 

[FunkySeeFunkyDo]

How much do you like Recency Bias?

Over the long haul not so much, but lately? Heck yeah!

 

[HandshakeLine]

Smells like a mid in here. Oh, it's just you Bryan.

 

[End of Line]

He’s nothing more than a warm body out there. Can’t forecheck or back check at all. When Acciari and Malkin are faster than you…

 

[McGroarty2]

Some of you may know this man. He is late 80's, early 90's Bryan Rust.

He played on a line with the greatest player to ever play the game, and his stats reflected that fact.

He got traded to Hartford where they did not have the greatest player to ever play the game, and his stats reflected that fact.

So, was Rob Brown a top 6 player who put together 3 30+ goal seasons while playing with the greatest player to ever play the game?

Or was he mid because once he got traded, he never cracked 20 goals again?

I want to see Rusty with a reverse mohawk while also dating a 16 year old celebrity.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I want to see Rusty with a reverse mohawk while also dating a 16 year old celebrity.

That celebrity's name? That's right folks, Moo Deng.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Those were also Robbie Brown's stats, but I'm sure there's nothing in common there.

Mods please sticky this thread so it can hang around on the half wall without really deserving to. If you don't, it's because you don't love Penguins hockey and Bryan "Acceptable Warts" Rust and that's YOUR problem.

Let the record show our carpet bagging mods don’t love this team. Bunch of Saskatoon jags.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Let the record show our carpet bagging mods don’t love this team. Bunch of Saskatoon jags.

The mods said they were going to the gas station for some cigarettes. They'll be back

 

[HandshakeLine]

It’s our fault really, we didn’t tell them how lucky we were to be their children.

 

[BusinessGoose]

It’s our fault really, we didn’t tell them how lucky we were to be their children.

We really are an abandoned subforum now

Like 25 posters left, maybe...

 

[Ugene Magic]

Ashes to Ashes
Rust to Rust

The Memory Remains

 

[HandshakeLine]

Ashes to Ashes
Rust to Rust

The Memory Remains

 

[Ugene Magic]

Let the record show our carpet bagging mods don’t love this team. Bunch of Saskatoon jags.

Guess which Mod this is?

 

[HandshakeLine]

Moderated by a crack team of you don’t know them, they live in Canadas.