OT: The Off Topic Thread Part IV: Monkey Business

[Ace Rimmer]

Part III was here: http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1611011

As for the name change, Dr. zaius might be worth consideration.

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[Pirate King Luffy]

Dr. Seuss.

 

[BVicious]

The wind is hot.

 

[Kanye]

The wind is hot.

thats a good username.

 

[BVicious]

So is nogger

 

[Yung Rotini]

Great, now i'm in on an avatar bet.

 

[Bosnian Beast]

What did you do?

 

[Beats By CoRD]

So hot out today bruh. Musta lost 10 pounds.

Also, get paid to watch the parade tomorrow. Will be a good day.

 

[Yung Rotini]

I agreed to a bet that if Winnipeg finishes ahead of Calgary in 2014/15, I have to use an avatar of his choice until the start of 2015/16. And vice versa.

 

[InfinityIggy]

I agreed to a bet that if Winnipeg finishes ahead of Calgary in 2014/15, I have to use an avatar of his choice until the start of 2015/16. And vice versa.

Well that was dumb.

 

[Yung Rotini]

Well that was dumb.

I take risks m'kay. Plus they have Pavelec in net, I could win.

 

[BacklundtoBartschi*]

I take risks m'kay. Plus they have Pavelec in net, I could win.

Pavelec is holding Winnipeg down. Honestly they needed Hiller more than we did.

We have the best player on either team (Giordano), but other than that, they have deeper forwards and a better defence.

Anyways, when will these Monkey icons start to be created?

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

MarkGio made a post today! MarkGio where are you!

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showpost.php?p=87662795&postcount=116

 

[Anglesmith]

MarkGio made a post today! MarkGio where are you!

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showpost.php?p=87662795&postcount=116

You've gone full stalk?


In other news, my hockey league started tonight. Guess what number I managed to pick up? That's right, none other than thirty-****ing-two. The same number as all-world left-winger Lord Paul mother****ing Byron.

So naturally I kicked off the season with a goal and an assist. Also had a breakaway where I tried to go backhand but lost control and a two on one where I managed to shoot it off the top of the goalie's glove going top cheddar. But when you're Paul mother****ing Byron, you don't need stats, because you work your bag off and make everyone around you better. We won 10-4 as a result.

My new stick is awesome. Best $35 I ever spent (it was 65% off).

 

[DCDM]

I wish I played hockey. But I can barely skate.

 

[YMCMBYOLO]

I wish I played hockey. But I can barely skate.

well then get on the ice and start practicing!!!

Honestly, it just takes a bit of time, but that's about it. anyone can skate if they really want to.

 

[InfinityIggy]

I played when I was a little kid like 4-9 and then didn't skate for almost 10 years, thought for sure I'd forgotten how. Came back to me my very first shift of rec hockey though

Had to learn to skate backwards again though

DBU, anyone can learn it! You should get out there and start playing. It'll make you an even bigger hockey fan.

 

[Anglesmith]

Guys, I'm still pretty stoked about getting #32 on the day Byron signed. I'm more stoked about #32 than the garbage goal I poked in, which says something because it's the fourth goal I've ever scored in my life.

 

[DCDM]

I played when I was a little kid like 4-9 and then didn't skate for almost 10 years, thought for sure I'd forgotten how. Came back to me my very first shift of rec hockey though

Had to learn to skate backwards again though

DBU, anyone can learn it! You should get out there and start playing. It'll make you an even bigger hockey fan.

I definitely should. Right now I just play ball hockey but I think it would be awesome to actually learn to skate and play on the ice too. I feel like I'm missing out!!

 

[InfinityIggy]

Guys, I'm still pretty stoked about getting #32 on the day Byron signed. I'm more stoked about #32 than the garbage goal I poked in, which says something because it's the fourth goal I've ever scored in my life.

That is pretty dope. channeled your inner Lord Byron

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

Guys, I'm still pretty stoked about getting #32 on the day Byron signed. I'm more stoked about #32 than the garbage goal I poked in, which says something because it's the fourth goal I've ever scored in my life.

That's David Hale territory!

 

[Anglesmith]

That's David Hale territory!

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

You've gone full stalk?

No. I was looking at the Kevin Hayes thread and Hawks fans were getting upset that they were going to lose him. At that point MarkGio was a page or two before of the last page.

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

Since the 2nd week of December for shinny hockey I will be hitting the ice a 2nd time tomorrow since my last concussion in November. It is going to be rough, been working out since the beginning of April. Put on some muscle/fat. Haven't worked for the last two weeks, been slacking.

Tomorrow will be interesting.

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

Since the 2nd week of December for shinny hockey I will be hitting the ice a 2nd time tomorrow since my last concussion in November. It is going to be rough, been working out since the beginning of April. Put on some muscle/fat. Haven't worked for the last two weeks, been slacking.

Tomorrow will be interesting.

Just came back from hockey. I was dead the first 10 minutes. I guess 7 months not being on the ice can do that to you. Also waking up 30 mins before I had to be on the ice and not eating something. Worse feeling ever.