The moon landing was fake. Humans can't get past the firmament. (REAL TALK)

[pylon17]

The 69 moon landing was fake. NASA astronauts have gone on record saying that low-earth orbit is the farthest we can currently travel. Why can't we go farther? The firmament. Infamous Nazi rocket scientist Von Braun who USA confiscated began the Americans' space program. It was during the cold war and the elite were pumping astronomical amounts into NASA. Now? Not even close. Currently the ISS is in low-earth orbit along with all the satellites with the astronauts' actual directive being finding out how to get past the firmament. Imagine westworld and the truman show. I'll end this prelude by leaving you with what von braun left solely on his tombstone, Psalms 19:1

"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork."

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[Pharrell Williams]

the moon doesn't exist

 

[Ceremony]

The moon is made of cheese.

 

[Masao]

The moon is made of cheese.

Cheese manufactured in China no less.

 

[Bones Malone]

i am the moon

 

[Masao]

i am the moon

Your glasses are upside-down

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Who recorded the moon landing?

 

[Masao]

Who recorded it?

John Titor

 

[Mantis]

**** the moon

 

[pylon17]

Who recorded the moon landing?

There are rumors that NASA employed Stanley Kubrick for assistance. Who knows, NASA employees in an underground cave or a water tank?

Watch this:

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Finnish your Czech]

 

[Bob Richards]

Maybe the moon landing thinks we are fake.

 

[Bones Malone]

Your glasses are upside-down

tsss

 

[jw2]

Think of how much money they've wasted on this worthless "exploration"

 

[cupcrazyman]

Cheese manufactured in China no less.

By the Jaypan Corp.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i am the moon

And I'm the sun.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

iiiiii haaaaaaaate spaaaaaaaaaace

 

[RandV]

Seriously though, considering the whole motivation for the landing on the moon was a dick measuring contest between the US and the USSR if anyone was going to call NASA out for faking it would be the Soviets. The neat thing about launching something to the moon is you should be able to catch it with a powerful telescope(?), and I'm sure the Commies had their eyes in the sky.

 

[Bee Sheriff]