The Kings are being sued for allegedly ruining an elderly couples sex life

[Captain Mittens*]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...ir-sex-life-in-lawsuit--report-182430064.html


I am really curious to see how this ends

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[ADifferentTim]

Sad to hear old folks, having the immaturity of children to make frivolous lawsuits.

 

[Little Psycho]

Yes.

 

[HYORI 1963]

****in Ron, and his frivolous lawsuits.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[kingsholygrail]

 

[Buddy The Elf]

Do the Kings even own Ice Town? I thought they just put their name on it for like a sponsorship or something.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Thirsty hoes want $$$.

 

[King'sPawn]

Sounds like the old man should play on the Kings during the regular season, since he's having trouble finishing

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Reach a settlement with by giving the couple a box of Cialis and Depends for adults.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Reach a settlement with by giving the couple a box of Cialis and Depends for adults.

They should have held out for some flavored lube and Sade's greatest hits.

 

[KopitarFAN]

Sounds like the old man should play on the Kings during the regular season, since he's having trouble finishing

 

[Reclamation Project]

They should have held out for some flavored lube and Sade's greatest hits.

Smoooooooooooooth operator!

 

[Sleepy]

Epic.

 

[Bondoao1]

Before clicking the link, I was thinking maybe the guy was watching too much hockey (I know, no such thing) and the wife cut him off or something...
Read the story and.... Wow... words can not describe how screwed we all are in if this actually goes to trial...

Oh btw... Best line of the article... "Perhaps Darryl Sutter is just standing over the bed making faces?" LMFAO!!!!

 

[kingsholygrail]

Sounds like the old man should play on the Kings during the regular season, since he's having trouble finishing

Winner!

 

[King'sPawn]

Unlike the Kings, the wife failed to acquire a 32 year-old to get the job done.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

 

[NHLFanSince2020]

The words "elderly" and "sex" should never be used together in the same sentence.

 

[Reclamation Project]

The words "elderly" and "sex" should never be used together in the same sentence.

 

[raswilliam]

There's a clark wong joke in here somewhere.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

There's a clark wong joke in here somewhere.

That's just wong.

 

[TruKingFan]

Can I sue the Kings for sleep depravation, stress and temporary substance abuse during the Cup run? TWICE??

 

[King'sPawn]

There's a clark wong joke in here somewhere.

I hope you mean a lawsuit joke and not a "he got sprayed" joke.

 

[no name]

Kings hockey ruins my sex life too. Every other day for a three hour window I am not having sex. The struggle.