The Erik "Gudzilla" Gudbranson Thread

[Randy Butternubs]

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hes so dreamy

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[EightyOne]

The Gudburnator arrives to satisfy us all:

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

Badbrandson. Thanks.

 

[Giskard]

Maybe we should give him a chance to suck in a Pens uniform before we say he sucks?

 

[Bingo71]

Gonna be takin ass and kickin names in short order!

 

[Bingo71]

Maybe we should give him a chance to suck in a Pens uniform before we say he sucks?

People said that about Johnson, then he put on the Pens sweater and still sucked...

 

[Beauner]

Maybe we should give him a chance to suck in a Pens uniform before we say he sucks?

If you have no expectations, you can't be disappointed

 

[HandshakeLine]

I don't get the trade, but it's still not as bad as Stojanov for Naslund so that's the very tarnished copper lining here.

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[Randy Butternubs]

I don't get the trade, but it's still not as bad as Stojanov for Stevens so that's the very tarnished copper lining here.

...Stevens?

 

[HandshakeLine]

I'd be way less worried about this trade, incidentally, if I felt that the bench was getting through to the team, but I don't think they are and I have much larger doubts about the effectiveness of the coaching staff than I necessarily about whatever our roster composition is.

 

[HandshakeLine]

...Stevens?

Lol, was writing something else at the same time and wrote "Stevens" in place of Naslund.

 

[EightyOne]

It's okay. I hear he is kinda loud in the locker room and our guys are boring, quiet, stoic losers.

He'll fix that horrible situation.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Couldn't we just have given Dupes an honorary job as "locker room perker upper"?

Oh wait I forgot Sullivan has a problem with him too.

 

[EightyOne]

Couldn't we just have given Dupes an honorary job as "locker room perker upper"?

Oh wait I forgot Sullivan has a problem with him too.

Duper with a court jester hat dancing around the room is hilarious in my mind, though

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Couldn't we just have given Dupes an honorary job as "locker room perker upper"?

Oh wait I forgot Sullivan has a problem with him too.

"f*** you Geno."

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Duper with a court jester hat dancing around the room is hilarious in my mind, though

Nothing is hilarious to me any more.

Except that clip of Gudbranson against the Knights.

 

[Empoleon8771]

I'm going to cry when I see Johnson-Gudbranson on the ice. Or laugh hysterically. Or both.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

Maybe we should give him a chance to suck in a Pens uniform before we say he sucks?

He's 27 years old. He's slow as molasses. He can't move the puck. He doesn't get assists. He doesn't score. He has horrible possession numbers. What are you expecting?

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

I'm going to cry when I see Johnson-Gudbranson on the ice. Or laugh hysterically. Or both.

In a best-case scenario we won't have to pay too much or take on another bad deal to get somebody else to take him off our hands. It's a no-win situation however you slice it.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Pens fans trying to fight the stupid that is this teams management from top to bottom...

 

[PensandCaps]

What's Mark Eaton up too? Maybe he can come and help.

 

[WayneSid9987]

I'm not even panicking.
This is gonna be funny and fun as ****.

 

[Empoleon8771]

In a best-case scenario we won't have to pay too much or take on another bad deal to get somebody else to take him off our hands. It's a no-win situation however you slice it.

The best case scenario is Dale Tallon trading actual value for Gudbranson, which is certainly a realistic scenario. The second best case scenario is that he returns to Florida form, which was a serviceable #4/5 according to Panthers fans, and the Penguins trade Johnson. I think you're way too low on the "best case" scenario here.

 

[Jacob]

Maybe we should give him a chance to suck in a Pens uniform before we say he sucks?

I'll give him a chance to prove himself as a Penguin but I think it's worthwhile to point out that he's always sucked.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I'm not even panicking.
This is gonna be funny and fun as ****.

You and I have different ideas of funny and fun.