Jiminy Cricket
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- Pancakes with syrup (500 grams of sugar)
- Blueberry muffin (literally a dessert)
- Coffee with sugar
- Orange juice (literally 100% sugar)
The Average American Breakfast
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PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
Kairi Zaide
Unforgiven
Takuto Maruki
Ideal and the real
I'm sure Jiminy's family, being such fervent Applebee's supporters, are thrilled.
In terms of my perfect breakfast, give me two eggs, over easy, hash browns, bacon (crispy) and coffee.
John Price
Gang Gang
- Sep 19, 2008
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A good morning always includes two easy over eggs and bacon. Maple smoaked is what I try to get. I skip the hash browns, three slabs of toast for me. I have a cast iron pan for cooking eggs ONLY.
Takuto Maruki
Ideal and the real
No one cares. Besides, I doubt you've even *had* bibimbap, and are only repeating it because it's a vague concept in your Koreaboo mind.
Kairi Zaide
Unforgiven
The only "korean food" (i.e. koreanized american food) he's had is basically korean fried chicken
he basically hates everything else because it makes his tummy hurt
Takuto Maruki
Ideal and the real
Imagine being that much of a basic bitch when it comes to food.
cupcrazyman
Stupid Sexy Flanders
No wonder you're all so ****ing obese. ****ing pigs.
- Pancakes with syrup (500 grams of sugar)
- Blueberry muffin (literally a dessert)
- Coffee with sugar
- Orange juice (literally 100% sugar)
Breakfast is the biggest scam invented by the cereal companies so we would buy all those sugary cereals.
Seriously though, aren’t those notorious for slicing up your gums and shit??
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