Texas Tough

[Jiminy Cricket]

GOSH, WE PRAY FOR TEXAS, WITCH HAS BEEN TURN`D IN2 A FROZEN POPSICKLE LAND. PLEASE SPRINKLE SOLAR POWER`D SPACE HEATER`S ALL OVER TEXAS SO THAT ALL OF THE DOG`S `N` SOME OF THE PEOPLE MAY STAY WARM. U ARE LITERALLY GOSH SO THERE IS NO REASON NOT 2 DO THIS...

AMEN

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Weak effort.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My boyfriend Neil has been trapped in his apartment where it's 28 degrees. This morning, Gosh came and hand delivered a solar powered space heater AND freshly microwaved Hot Pockets for good measure. Your prayers mean the world to us, James.

 

[Tarantula]

Pizza pockets? Worship a better God!

 

[LarryFisherman]

should have flown to mexico like Cruz, p***yes


EDIT: what a weird censor. Why does it change "ies" to "yes"? @Live in the Now i need answers

 

[JMCx4]

Weak effort.

I dunno, I'd say that's Classic Jiminy Shtick-it right there. You should Follow him if you wanna see his real moments of dramatic weakness.

 

[John Price]

should have flown to mexico like Cruz, p***yes


EDIT: what a weird censor. Why does it change "ies" to "yes"? @Live in the Now i need answers