Teams needing centers? How about this ad?

[2-4 Slashin]

Hey all, I posted this on a few other team pages. What do you think?

Hey there, Honest Rob here. Are you looking for that gem of a 2nd line Center? Need a serviceable pivot to hold you over? Well...
Come On down to the LA Kings Center Store wherehouse. AKA “Centers R’ Us” We got em all here. New and used centers. We got a beauty for you. We’ve got a Rebuilt high scoring Cup winning Jeff Carter for you. Come and kick the tires (But not to hard!!) Then we’ve got a workhorse here. A 2x Stanley Cup/ Selke award winning Beast Anze Kopitar he runs like a tank! Then we got your new sport packages like the young factory refurbished Gabe Villardi, Newer model Alex Turcotte, Rasmussen Kupari and the tiny might Jared Anderson-Dolan. We have the 100 point tank captain in the making Akil Thomas. Then we have Adrian Kempe to round out the Center selection. So come on down!! We have great financing on approved credit. And look out for the new 2020 model Quentin Byfield but the sticker shock on that one is big!!
So come on down to The LA Kings super center wearhouse. All fair offers Will be considered. We’re freeway close!!

Click to read more...

 

[AlphaBravo]

What a horrible thread. What exactly is the point of this post?

 

[Killer Orcas]

What a horrible thread. What exactly is the point of this post?

Well could be humourous I mean I found it funny.

 

[redcard]

 

[Lt Dan]

What a horrible thread. What exactly is the
point of this post?

Lighten up

It's not like we have hockey to talk about

 

[2-4 Slashin]

What a horrible thread. What exactly is the point of this post?

There was a post about teams needing centers and which teams might be willing to trade surplus centers. It was a reply. I thought you’d love it. I’m crushed...

 

[AlphaBravo]

There was a post about teams needing centers and which teams might be willing to trade surplus centers. It was a reply. I thought you’d love it. I’m crushed...

Then maybe list teams that need centers and suggest trade ideas that make sense for those teams. Just an idea.

 

[2-4 Slashin]

Wow salty. What a great idea

 

[PumperNichol]

Wow salty. What a great idea

Love the effort..don't let one "get off my lawn" person influence you in any way.

 

[Butch 19]

Then maybe list teams that need centers and suggest trade ideas that make sense for those teams. Just an idea.

why so serious?

 

[Ghetty Green]

Then maybe list teams that need centers and suggest trade ideas that make sense for those teams. Just an idea.

Do you need someone to talk to ? Im available, n/h

 

[2-4 Slashin]

It’s all good. Crusty is part of online posting. I just got my “Lifer“ award here. 15 Years!!
I've seen much more bitter than this. In fact i get it.. I'm an old get off my lawn guy too!
So Kraken jokes anyone?!

 

[Herby]

His name is Rasmus.

We had our lifetime worth of Rasmussen with Erik's one season here.