"Stupid" Movie Ideas :) (no judging, just for laughs)

Artorius Horus T

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Here's first.


Jurassic Jones. - Indiana Jones (in his 40's) accidentally finds a secret never discovered Nikola Tesla laboratory.
The date is December 18th 1943, location : somewhere in New York suburbs.

Indy finds a real, working, time machine and is sent to the past, all the way to the Jurassic period.
In there, he eventually finds already long gone ancient human civilization ruins.

He also discovers that most dinosaurs have feathers and behave nothing like we've thought they'd behave.
for example T-Rex, is a very docile, family oriented scavenger, only eats meat when necessary, mostly eats plants.


At some point of the story, Indy gets attacked by group of unknown smaller dinosaurs, tries to fight them off, gets bitten and blacks out.
Dr. Jones wakes up and in his big surprise he is lying on a bed of a sort, he sees strange "furniture" around him
and even stranger plants, when a tall humanlike person walks in and speaks english to him.

Indy learns that this humanlike "alien" is a scientist from another planet sent to study this distant planet of their galaxy
and is very surprised to find an intelligent creature at a such young planet.

Indy tells this alien about the ancient ruins that he discovered. Indy then discovers that he is actually inside of some sort of alien machine,
space ship as it were. Indy and the alien fly to the location of the ruins, but nothings there.

Indy then explains, rest of the way we have to walk because the way to the valley, where the ruins are, goes underground.

With a help of some alien technology, they discover that this civilization was a very advanced one, even more advanced what this aliens.
Even more shocking, they find out this strange machine, which Indy recognizes to be another time machine, built by none other than Nikola Tesla!.

After their discovery Indy explains that he is from the future, millions of years to be exact and that that device is a time machine built by the same man
who built the time machine from his time.

It gets even more crazier! :)

They end up meeting the man himself; Nikola Tesla.

Tesla explains how he one day received a message from space, message from aliens.. aliens from the future
Well, then he met them and the aliens told him to build a time machine and travel back in time to fix the past
so the future can be saved, of the entire universe.

But they are in the wrong year, Tesla has tried for few years to get to the correct time, when that ancient human civilization was still present.
Indy haves a thought, maybe they are in the right year, with him there and the alien too, maybe together they can solve it all.

Anyways, they'll have another encounter with dinosaurs and some other troubles and eventually figure things out and save the universe
and Indy gets back to his time, back to 1943.
 
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Low tech Robocop knock-off. A renegade beat cop is working the streets with his partner to investigate a human trafficking ring in a crime-laden city. Unfortunately his partner, just a few days from retirement, gets filled with bullets when they start snooping around in the wrong places.

The beat cop is distraught, especially since his partner was the best detective at the precinct and so close to cracking the case. The cop goes to the chief, the local mayor, the boosters club, all to see if they can rebuild his partner like the Bionic Man or Robocop. They tell him no. That's not actually a thing.

So this cop decides to take the law (of nature) into his own hands. He creates a puppet version of his partner from a tree that was recently struck by lightning. Nobody else can hear this puppet talk except for the beat cop. Everyone thinks he's crazy... Til he uses his partner's advice to destroy the crime ring and bring everyone to justice.

The plot is there, but now we just need a title. I'm thinking "Wood Cop, Bad Cop" - coming never to a theater near you
 
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This is really out there, so please don't judge...

A middle-aged woman with expertise in laundry is the only hope to save all of existence from an evil bagel and a 5-foot supervillain in platform shoes, but, first, she must pick her nose in front of people. I'm thinking that we could throw in some martial arts with rubber dildos and butt plugs, some sausage finger eroticism, a chef with a racoon on his head and two boulders that talk to each other. In the end, she learns that calling your daughter "fat" is a huge no-no, but saving all of creation from your failures in life is good for a brief extension on your tax returns. I don't have a title, but anything random would fit.
 

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Back To The Future where Michael J. Fox goes back in time and due to a huge butterfly effect, the world he returns to is completely unrecognizable in any shape or form.

A 35-minute Wizard Of Oz where Glenda The Good Witch immediately tells Dorothy she can click her heels together and go home as soon as she gets the ruby slippers.

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Dirty Harry when Callahan doesn't end up shooting and killing the perp but instead just arrests him. Then, the guy gets off when it is revealed Callahan didn't read him his Miranda rights.

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300 sequel (ignores Eva Green one) with Ghost Leonidas. Let Zack Snyder cook with whatever style over substance supernatural stuff he can come up with like undead elephants and skeleton army while Butler is ripping off meme-able one liners. I think social media would go for it.
 
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Alexander the Great does not die of disease at a young age but keeps conquering eastward where he makes it all the way to China and learns mystical kung fu and challenges the evil emperor to ascend the heavens! A white man cultural appropriation wuxia!
 
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Think it would be fun to make a monster movie involving famous contemporary American billionaires. Starts with a 160ft Jeff Bezos appearing out of the San Francisco Bay and wrecking havoc. As the Bezomoth heads further inland a gigantic Robo Musk is unveiled in Nevada to do battle with the giant. At some point an enormous Zuckerberg Metaverse Avatar appears and joins in the fray.

Battle for World(American) Dominance ensues.
 
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A "end of the world movie" like Armageddon, Deep Impact, and The Day After Tomorrow but the humans are not successful at surviving the event. The movie just ends when everyone dies. Just straight up black mid scene of the bad thing happening. Silence. Credits.
 
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A hapless aquarium cleaner accidentally destroys a dangerous male prostitute's home, forcing him to earn money by becoming a male prostitute himself. Hilarity ensues.

A petty criminal and a high school "mean girl" accidentally switch bodies after both putting on a pair of enchanted earrings. Hilarity ensues.

An awkward guy gets into an accident, only to be discovered by a mad scientist who replaces his body parts with parts of other animals. Hilarity ensues.
 

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I always thought of this as being a good comedy sketch idea, but could also be made into a movie.

The story is set in a parallel universe where everyone communicates with each other the way we do on social media. Creating immense conflict, tension and animosity with each other.

Like when an office worker approaches their co-worker at the water cooler and says, "Wow, beautiful day today, eh?". With the co-worker responding "Hahaha no shit idiot, it's July! You would know that if you went outside but you're probably spending all day playing video games in your moms basement!"

I comedy sketch/film that also serves as a statement on how ridiculous we as a society act when we have the privilege of anonymity.
 
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