GDT: STORM IN THE PRAIRIE ep. IV LAST JETSI

[MrazeksVengeance]

START OF THE SECOND TRILOGY OF THE CANADIAN CRUSADE

Five points out of six, ten goals for, four goals against. Simple math shows that our current trip is much more successful than our trip to California already. If it wasn't for Markström's madness and one stupid whistle, it could have been nigh perfect.

However, our Canadian Crusade still has three episodes to go and even this road trip itself has two stages that are for us to play, two battles for us to fight.

And even though some of us might enjoy the fact that we are doing well, I MUST REMIND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US THAT COMPLACENCY AND SATISFACTION ARE DEATH OF EXCELLENCE AND THAT OVERCONFIDENCE IS slow and inSIDIOUS KILLER.

WE CAME TO CANADA TO DESTROY THEIR HOMES, BURN THEM DOWN AND THEN PISS ON THE ASHES OF THEIR HOMES.
OUR FOE TONIGHT HAS AN IDENTICAL RECORD AND PLACE IN STANDINGS. LET'S BREAK THE TIE AND BREAK THEM. WE SHALL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE. IN THIS GAME OR THE OTHER.

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[Navin R Slavin]

There it is.

 

[MinJaBen]

The Last Jetsi

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

There it is.

MY APOLOGIES, I JUST DON'T DO GDTs ON THE RUN. I HAD TO RETURN TO THE SHED.

The Last Jetsi

UP TO THE TITLE, YOU GO.

 

[geehaad]

The Last Jetsi

This is 4 games late.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

ALSO, IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN AN INVASION...

HERE'S THE LINK.

GDT: - Carolina Jerks vs Jets – Tuesday Dec 17/19 – 7 PM CT - TSN3 – The new phone book is here ….

 

[Tryamw]

I like the last Jetsi... But whom are they refering to? Sebass "slayer of TT" Aho? Warren " Hands of Stone" Foegele, Jordan "Everything is not awesome" Staal? Teuvo "I'm still alive" Teravainean
Nino "getting Better" Neidoreitter, Andrei " I can score can you" Svechnikov, Eric "Legless" Haula, Ryan " Dangle" Dzingle? Brock " It's huge" McGinn Jordan "It's party time" Martinook,
Jaccob "Stickwork" Slavin Dougie " That belongs in a museum" Hamilton Brett" I'll score(No he won't)" Pesce Jake "The snake" Gardiner

I know i'm missing more. but I got tired..

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I like the last Jetsi... But whom are they refering to? Sebass "slayer of TT" Aho? Warren " Hands of Stone" Foegele, Jordan "Everything is stone" Staal? Teuvo "I'm still alive" Teravainean
Nino "getting Better" Neidoreitter, Andrei " I can score can you" Svechnikov, Eric "Legless" Haula, Ryan " Dangle" Dzingle? Brock " It's huge" McGinn Jordan "It's party time" Martinook,
Jaccob "Stickwork" Slavin Dougie " I like it there" Hamilton Brett" I'll score(No he won't)" Pesce Jake "The snake" Gardiner

I know i'm missing more. but I got tired..

DOUGIE'S CATCHPHRASE SHOULD BE.

"THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM."

 

[Tryamw]

DOUGIE'S CATCHPHRASE SHOULD BE.

"THAT BELONGS TO A MUSEUM."

aye it should.

also Had to change Jordan Staals' to Everythings not awesome.

 

[Svechhammer]

DOUGIE'S CATCHPHRASE SHOULD BE.

"THAT BELONGS TO A MUSEUM."

Dear god

How have we missed the opportunity to play this clip after every Doogie goal in PNC

 

[Chrispy]

I like the last Jetsi... But whom are they refering to? Sebass "slayer of TT" Aho? Warren " Hands of Stone" Foegele, Jordan "Everything is not awesome" Staal? Teuvo "I'm still alive" Teravainean
Nino "getting Better" Neidoreitter, Andrei " I can score can you" Svechnikov, Eric "Legless" Haula, Ryan " Dangle" Dzingle? Brock " It's huge" McGinn Jordan "It's party time" Martinook,
Jaccob "Stickwork" Slavin Dougie " That belongs in a museum" Hamilton Brett" I'll score(No he won't)" Pesce Jake "The snake" Gardiner

I know i'm missing more. but I got tired..

The last Jetsi has already gone to the dark side.

And like Palpatine, you can see how he was aged by turning to the dark side.

Before turning to the dark side:

After:

 

[Unsustainable]

Try real hard to win this one

 

[Svechhammer]

Man young Maurice looks like Jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk Empire

 

[Jets 31]

I see the YELLING HAS CONTINUED OVER HERE TOO !!

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I see the YELLING HAS CONTINUED OVER HERE TOO !!

IT IS HERE WHERE IT STARTED.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I see the YELLING HAS CONTINUED OVER HERE TOO !!

GDT: - Canes @ Panthers: Biggest Game of The Year?

GDT: - Canes @ Panthers: Biggest Game of The Year?

Shed of Vengeance

HERE LIES THE ORIGIN STORY.

 

[McBrockGinn]

As someone who lives in Canada I'd prefer if you could burn down and piss on every other home except for mine. I like my home.

 

[Tryamw]

As someone who lives in Canada I'd prefer if you could burn down and piss on every other home except for mine. I like my home.

Got beer?.. Rum or Whiskey might also work

 

[Lempo]

As someone who lives in Canada I'd prefer if you could burn down and piss on every other home except for mine. I like my home.

That would probably make you a suspect.

 

[Lempo]

The Royal Canadian Mountain Police will show up on your door and ask tough questions.

"Sir, have you noticed yours is the only house that has not been set on fire and have the ashes pissed on afterwards?"

"Sir, you are coming with us. We have reasonable grounds to believe that you are the villain who the press has dubbed as the Ash-piss Viper."

 

[McBrockGinn]

Got beer?.. Rum or Whiskey might also work

My basement is stocked like a bar. Come hang out. We can even watch the game lol

 

[McBrockGinn]

The Royal Canadian Mountain Police will show up on your door and ask tough questions.

"Sir, have you noticed yours is the only house that has not been set on fire and have the ashes pissed on afterwards?"

"Sir, you are coming with us. We have reasonable grounds to believe that you are the villain who the press has dubbed as the Ash-piss Viper."

"Reasonable grounds? What reasonable grounds? There's nothing reasonable about this! Just ash and piss everywhere!"

 

[SUX2BU]

I see the YELLING HAS CONTINUED OVER HERE TOO !!

What are you doing here ??

 

[Jets 31]

What are you doing here ??

I wanted to see what all the yelling was about .

 

[Lempo]

It's a harsh insult really. When I was barely legal our posse visited a bar at a caravan site. Being only the late afternoon, the bar was empty except for this other group of three people who left the place soon enough after we came.

For some reason I legitly have nothing to do with, a middle-aged drunken (and by the looks experiencedly so) gentleman among this other group decided to relieve himself against the backdoor of my Nissan Sunny, which we witnessed from the window of the 2nd floor bar.

It went on for a ridiculously long time. Uncomfortably so, because obviously the code would have expected an aggressive outward reaction from me. My inner adopted excuse to not have one was that they'd be gone by the time I would manage to get down to the parking lot, but he did sure take his time to really test my excuse. The reality is, I'm mellow.

When I got home, I hosed down that side of the car, but it was probably not the car I was actually trying to cleanse there.