Store bought OJ is absolute ****ing garbage.

aleshemsky83

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Is it fake orange juice? I've literally bought every brand of store bought orange juice you can think of and its all flavorless, bitter, garbage. Store bought orange juice is for the ignorant man. Period. I wouldn't even recommend it to make a smoothie. Its trash and whoever feeds it to their kids is contributing to OJ illiteracy. Those kids wont ever know what actual OJ tastes like. Granpappy.
 

aleshemsky83

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Tropicana with no pulp is decent.

I think you're exaggerating.

I just had that most recently.

Complete and utter swill. Would have thrown it in the trash if I didn't pay 9 dollars.

Your palate is dulled

Purify yourself and start making your own oj.
 
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aleshemsky83

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^^^Did not know that and I'm not surprised. You can taste the fraudulence in every glass.
 

Whiplash27

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It takes a few oranges to make a glass of OJ. Oranges aren't that cheap (especially out of season). It's way too expensive vs. buying the manufactured stuff.
 

GarbageGoal

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Anyone paying 9 dollars for Orange Juice is a rube, and therefore their opinion is garbage.

What's next, your store bought magic beans didn't grow?
 

GarbageGoal

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Also who the hell doesn't know OJ has sugar? Next this Adam ******* can inform us the sun gives you cancer.
 

aleshemsky83

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Anyone paying 9 dollars for Orange Juice is a rube, and therefore their opinion is garbage.

What's next, your store bought magic beans didn't grow?
Might want to understand the concept of different currencies and cost of living before you call people garbage , genius.

It was 6 dollars by the way but it's been so long since I let that poison touch my palate i forgot
 
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GarbageGoal

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Might want to understand the concept of different currencies and cost of living before you call people garbage , genius.

It was 6 dollars by the way but it's been so long since I let that poison touch my palate i forgot

Even on conversion six dollars is just as bad. I've never seen it sold for more than $5 and change American and that was for one of those giant ass jugs. You must have been jonesing for that fraud stuff.
 
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aleshemsky83

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Even on conversion six dollars is just as bad. I've never seen it sold for more than $5 American and that was for one of those giant ass jugs. You must have been jonesing for that fraud stuff.
5 dollars US, you're close. Now convert it to CAD.

I was jonesing for a quality glass of oj and what I got was pure fraudulence. Dont tell me you like that substandard swill. Jumping to the defense of fake OJ. Ridiculous. I wouldn't feed it to a dog and I dont even like dogs.
 

aleshemsky83

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Any man (or woman) that thinks a glass of store bought fraudulence is anywhere close to a nice cold glass of actual fresh oj is a damn fool and i feel sorry for them.
 
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GarbageGoal

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Never said it was but some of us have jobs and squeezing 14 oranges to get one mouthful is a problem.
 

aleshemsky83

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If its too hard to make orange juice make a nice orange smoothie with no milk just water, ice and small amounts other fruits. Half a banana if you dont want it too watery. Literally anthing is better than that abomination I see lining supermarket shelves. Awful, awful, awful. In fact, water is more flavorful.
 

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