Smallest Wildcard team going into next season?

[Ianturnedbull]

There's a thread about the biggest team. I want to know who the smallest one is.

Who is your 23-24 season smallest wildcard team based on height and based on ability to win.

What is your prediction?

FYI

8. Cole Caufield, Montreal Canadiens​

Vital statistics: 5-foot-7, 166 pounds

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[Hisch13r]

San Jose. They’re going to suck. A good team that people think will be locked into a spot could end up with big injury issues and run into trouble but it’s next to impossible to see this team making noise

 

[SheldonJPlankton]

Leafs.

It's not about their size or weight, it's ability to win.

The Leafs haven't won anything in 56 years. To put that in perspective...55 years past between the sinking of the Titanic and the last Leaf victory. Leaf success is closer to 1912 than it is to present day.

 

[Ianturnedbull]

Leafs.

It's not about their size or weight, it's ability to win.

The Leafs haven't won anything in 56 years. To put that in perspective...55 years past between the sinking of the Titanic and the last Leaf victory. Leaf success is closer to 1912 than it is to present day.

You're predicting the Leafs will be a small/wildcard team this season?

Jarnkrok is the only full-time player under 6 feet. You're predicting a wholesale change of diminutive players coming in at the deadline?

 

[Golden_Jet]

You're predicting the Leafs will be a small/wildcard team this season?

Jarnkrok is the only full-time player under 6 feet. You're predicting a wholesale change of diminutive players coming in at the deadline?

Domi isn’t full time?

 

[Uncle Scrooge]

Agree with San Jose. They're in a tough spot, kind of no light at the end of the tunnel at least for this season.

Vets have to be fed up with losing, they don't have too much high-end young talent to create excitement and they just lost their best player in the off-season.

And just looking at the roster on paper, they have arguably the worst back-end in the league. That's a killer with the increased scoring.

Forward group might be surprisingly decent if the new additions all play well, but it's not going to carry the team to a .500 record. And they have a bunch of guys to sell at the deadline.

 

[HockeyVirus]

Leafs.

It's not about their size or weight, it's ability to win.

The Leafs haven't won anything in 56 years. To put that in perspective...55 years past between the sinking of the Titanic and the last Leaf victory. Leaf success is closer to 1912 than it is to present day.

This take is so poor, I am going to have my friend Mr. Krabs respond.

 

[Bear of Bad News]

I'm suddenly yearning for the Android thread.

So i can nominate a team if they're small. But only if they're good enough that I think they'll make the playoffs. And not so good that I think they'd get a divisional spot?

So the most mediocre small team?

 

[Three On Zero]

I'm suddenly yearning for the Android thread.

Should we fire up a “do NHL players prefer Spotify or Apple Music?” thread?

Or perhaps “what’s the most popular headphones among NHL players”

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Should we fire up a “do NHL players prefer Spotify or Apple Music?” thread?

Or perhaps “what’s the most popular headphones among NHL players”

Which players prefer MP3s and which prefer Ogg Vorbis?

 

[DaveG]

Which players prefer MP3s and which prefer Ogg Vorbis?

 

[Clint Eastwood]

I feel like the Atlantic can go any which way with any teams except Montreal. Most teams comfortably have them at the bottom of the division.

 

[ZachaFlockaFlame]

I feel like the Atlantic can go any which way with any teams except Montreal. Most teams comfortably have them at the bottom of the division.

That's the Metro too with the Flyers. I can see even CBJ making some noise if their back end adds transition seamlessly + Elvis isn't a sieve. At the worst, CBJ fans have guys like Jiricek and Fantilli to watch over 82 games.

 

[Bowski]

There's a thread about the biggest team. I want to know who the smallest one is.

Who is your 23-24 season smallest wildcard team based on height and based on ability to win.

What is your prediction?

FYI

8. Cole Caufield, Montreal Canadiens​

Vital statistics: 5-foot-7, 166 pounds

So the average fan should know teams' sizes by memory and no point of reference such as:

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight | leftwinglock.com

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight.

leftwinglock.com

To stay on topic and appease the OP I'll go with the smallest and say Wild.

Now going by the same trix, what is the fattest team that will just miss getting into the playoffs?
I'll say the Islanders.
As punishment, this man will be immediately appointed as Chief Conditioning Officer:

 

[rogking65]

nominee for strangest thread

 

[wetcoast]

You're predicting the Leafs will be a small/wildcard team this season?

Jarnkrok is the only full-time player under 6 feet. You're predicting a wholesale change of diminutive players coming in at the deadline?

 

[Ugene Magic]

Smallest, weight and age we could consider the Pens.

At 6'1" 195 lbs 29.57 average age

 

[57special]

Looks like the Wild are both the shortest, and lightest team. Guys like Spurgeon, Zuccarello, Addison, Dewar, Kaprizov, Shaw, and Rossi, certainly bring the averages down.

 

[Pyrophorus]

Domi isn’t full time?

Ok 2, and the point still stands.
Maybe with NRobertson, and Niemela if (either) make it.

 

[HuGo Sham]

There's a thread about the biggest team. I want to know who the smallest one is.

Who is your 23-24 season smallest wildcard team based on height and based on ability to win.

What is your prediction?

FYI

8. Cole Caufield, Montreal Canadiens​

Vital statistics: 5-foot-7, 166 pounds

WTF does caufield have to do with this?
Habs are right in the middle (16th) in terms of size,
and they're not a wildcard team this year.
to answer your strange question it's probably
minnie or fla

 

[Hockeyholic]

Leafs.

It's not about their size or weight, it's ability to win.

The Leafs haven't won anything in 56 years. To put that in perspective...55 years past between the sinking of the Titanic and the last Leaf victory. Leaf success is closer to 1912 than it is to present day.

Yikes....when you word it like that......scary.

 

[Bounces R Way]

This has got to be the longest offseason ever